Sparks Fly At Third Dem Debate - Colbert's LIVE Monologue

Share
Embed
  • Published on Sep 13, 2019
  • Stephen Colbert uses his LIVE Late Show monologue to break down the highlights of tonight's Democratic Presidential Debate, including the results of the first head-to-head debate matchup between Elizabeth Warren and Joe Biden. #LateShowLIVE #Monologue #Colbert
    Subscribe To "The Late Show" Channel HERE: bit.ly/ColbertFlash-Player
    For more content from "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert", click HERE: bit.ly/1AKISnR
    Watch full episodes of "The Late Show" HERE: bit.ly/1Puei40
    Like "The Late Show" on Facebook HERE: on. 1df139Y
    Follow "The Late Show" on Twitter HERE: bit.ly/1dMzZzG
    Follow "The Late Show" on Google+ HERE: bit.ly/1JlGgzw
    Follow "The Late Show" on Instagram HERE: bit.ly/29wfREj
    Follow "The Late Show" on Tumblr HERE: bit.ly/29DVvtR
    Watch The Late Show with Stephen Colbert weeknights at 11:35 PM ET/10:35 PM CT. Only on CBS.
    Get the CBS app for iPhone & iPad! Click HERE: bit.ly/12rLxge
    Get new episodes of shows you love across devices the next day, stream live TV, and watch full seasons of CBS fan favorites anytime, anywhere with CBS All Access. Try it free! bit.ly/1OQA29B
    ---
    The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is the premier late night talk show on CBS, airing at 11:35pm EST, streaming online via CBS All Access, and delivered to the International Space Station on a USB drive taped to a weather balloon. Every night, viewers can expect: Comedy, humor, funny moments, witty interviews, celebrities, famous people, movie stars, bits, humorous celebrities doing bits, funny celebs, big group photos of every star from Hollywood, even the reclusive ones, plus also jokes.
  • EntertainmentEntertainment

Comments • 6 739

  • Timothy Lee
    Timothy Lee 2 days ago

    "phlegmsalvania"? The writers should go work the for tRUMP administration. If the facts don't fit the joke, just make shit up. Senator Sanders is from VERMONT. What the hell, neither state is NYC so it really doesn't matter. Colbert sucks, he's a one trick pony.

  • asionline
    asionline 2 days ago

    6:40 Joe Biden old man..

  • Tayce Sells
    Tayce Sells 2 days ago +1

    I love how Biden predicted the future by accidentally calling Bernie the president.

  • Spencer Calvert
    Spencer Calvert 4 days ago

    Bernie has one of the healthiest hearts out there his arteries are clean the rest are ticking time bombs.

  • Spencer Calvert
    Spencer Calvert 4 days ago

    I can’t wait till there are no more jokes about president trump. I am positive we will have just as many great jokes about the impeached trump we just won’t have to be crying inside.

  • nawlulu
    nawlulu 4 days ago

    Berni is too old ,and always angry . He needs free healthcare desperately.
    Biden is always forgotten to say the right words .
    Yang thinks everything will happen with the money.
    Latinos are not fit to be a president . Look what they have done to Mexico.
    Beto has a big mouth . Hope he will not be shot.
    Harris has a dirty mouth . It’s not presidential speech *Little dude *.
    Warren has hypertension . She needs to see psychiatrist.
    Cory Book is Fast and Furious. He should be in ICE instead.
    Amy looks like she needs help herself.
    So no democrat will win in 2020 😢

  • Kathleen McKee
    Kathleen McKee 7 days ago

    GENIUS

  • Molly Spurgeon
    Molly Spurgeon 9 days ago

    I'd rather an old dude who has the mannerisms of an old man than the brain. If the words come out make sense then it's not a big deal if they're in a voice of an snl character. Lol

  • Molly Spurgeon
    Molly Spurgeon 9 days ago

    What state are we in when we're making fun of having too many plans?!

  • doedicurus
    doedicurus 9 days ago +3

    "Everything revolves around the almighty dollar" was a fact, not a moral argument. Was Colbert hoping Yang wish that away rather than work within the system? Not a good look Colbert.

  • Valsorim24
    Valsorim24 9 days ago

    Yang is trying to bribe his way in!

  • Thorn Bush
    Thorn Bush 10 days ago +1

    Betto....Does the Second Amendment mean anything to you? You so easily think that removing guns from millions of responsible gun owners who have not and will not go on a shooting rampage will solve the real issue of mental health deficiency? The ratio of responsible gun owners to mentally sick individuals who have gone off the rails, is staggering. These mentally ill individuals will use any means possible to cause the harm they want to inflict, be it guns, cars, bombs, who knows where their sick minds deviate to. Instead of jumping on that "they love the gun control" issue which you think will give you the win, you should focus on the real issue if you want to make some difference. Because, the "hell yea we are coming for your guns" is not gonna work out real well. No gun owners are saying.."ok Beto...here you go". But don't you have body guards around you that carry guns? How dare you think that your security is more important than the rest of us!!!

  • MrTry
    MrTry 11 days ago

    11:57 so Biden got technological when talking about education? Are you sure there Stephen? It wasn’t about racial issues? Stop batting for Biden flash-player.net/video/8iQuvb8yue4/video.html

  • Pepe Raphael
    Pepe Raphael 13 days ago

    I would appreciate if he would show some respect for Bernie, he could be his dad and he's working harder than Stephen ever will probably work on anything.

  • freakbag420
    freakbag420 14 days ago

    Hes old as shit but he fights for a good cause. Leave the old man his health alone

  • Josny13
    Josny13 14 days ago

    Well, "the guy in 'The wizard of Oz' " is probably the correct way of saying it. For "the wizard of Oz" was a fictional character even in their fictional universe. The small dude was pretending to be him, but there is no wizard of oz. There is only the small dude.
    Whereas, in Rambo, the guy in Rambo is actually Rambo. But, funny joke I guess.
    10:00 This guy clearly never heard of being caught up in a war without starting it.
    "Do you have a time machine?" Another "funny" joke, but for all I know, his point with that statement was: "Well it sux that it was actually started. Now we have to be "caught up" in it and deal with it appropriately. Though ideally, I should never have even happened."

  • FalloutJack
    FalloutJack 20 days ago

    The Day After Tomorrow can't be today. Number one, it was a shitty movie. Number two, nothing that rapid and cold has even been seen in Antarctica. And number three, it was a shitty movie. I'm not downplaying the climate problem, just Hollywood's interpretation of it. Let us not borrow inspiration from shitty movies for real life events.

  • Steve Nakamura
    Steve Nakamura 20 days ago +1

    Yang is the smartest guy in the lineup. Sick of the same old political BS word salad.

  • Aika240
    Aika240 20 days ago

    The only things he could tease burnie about is that he needs a losenge and looks like doc brown. That says a lot. Why is Joe called the front runner?

    • DSsalad
      DSsalad 11 days ago

      Aika240 It’s because he’s pro-Bernie. You can’t roast a person your trying to get elected

  • Edforres
    Edforres 22 days ago

    I’m sorry but Biden just doesn’t seem in fit condition to become president, my man is really old and forgetful. But you and Obama were a great combo while it lasted

  • Garrett Crenshaw
    Garrett Crenshaw 22 days ago +1

    That "freedom dividend" sounds super ridiculous... 😂😂😂

    • DSsalad
      DSsalad 11 days ago

      Garrett Crenshaw You should read up on it, the math works out www.yang2020.com/what-is-freedom-dividend-faq/

  • charbel maroun
    charbel maroun 22 days ago

    These polls they keep saying that Biden , is leading in the polls? How in the fuck is that true, like people listen to this guy and think that’s def my guy? Wtf

  • B McB
    B McB 23 days ago

    Question for any americans in the house...would that 1000 dividend even cover healthcare insurance for a family for a month?

    • DSsalad
      DSsalad 11 days ago

      Stephen Colbert likes to smear on Yang a lot for no reason. Yang supports Medicare for all and calls out issues our American society isn’t looking at. You should read up on it it’s pretty interesting www.yang2020.com/policies/

  • Ata Maden
    Ata Maden 23 days ago

    literally no jabs at warren smh

  • Drew Berry
    Drew Berry 23 days ago

    We're doomed look in the seat in front of you for the pamphlet to see what to do

  • 55karatekid
    55karatekid 24 days ago

    Colbert is on fire, nearly broke down at work

  • lyla debusy
    lyla debusy 24 days ago

    I CANT VOTE FOR A CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENCY WHO SUPPORTS THE LEGALIZATION OF ABORTION! AND CALLS THAT 'HEALTH CARE.' NO, THAT IS EVIL AND A HIGH CRIME, WORTHY OF IMPEACHMENT!

  • Kemoshea
    Kemoshea 24 days ago +3

    I understand treating all of them equally, but Stephen is better than making fun of people for things they cannot help, especially someone working as hard as Bernie Sanders.

  • G. P.
    G. P. 24 days ago

    Colbert was too hard with Kamala Harris. So she said the guy in "The Wizard of Oz". The point was, he wasn't a wizard at all, just a con artist, which is exactly what Trumpf is.

  • YJM YJM
    YJM YJM 24 days ago

    I think I got quiplash from these debates

  • Scorpius Jones
    Scorpius Jones 24 days ago

    Bernie bros are as bad as trump supporters.

  • Andrés Fincher
    Andrés Fincher 25 days ago

    "the president" YES HE IS!!!!!!!!

  • Multi Lito
    Multi Lito 25 days ago

    The media is managing this campaign as they always do, they know Bernie is coming for them and all of a sudden the polls show him as second or third. He is #1 people don't let them discourage you. Make your vote matter!

  • Ádám Arany
    Ádám Arany 25 days ago

    brilliant!

  • Coffee Cats Kimchi
    Coffee Cats Kimchi 25 days ago +1

    Colbert: No one likes Castro making old people jokes.

    Also Colbert: BERNIE THO AMIRITE?

    • G. P.
      G. P. 24 days ago

      Yeah, I found it really hypocritical for castigating Castro for old-people jokes when that's pretty much what Colbert does nightly!

  • A. Q.
    A. Q. 25 days ago

    Bernie2020

  • littleblueclovers
    littleblueclovers 25 days ago +1

    I am ready for a president Sanders!

  • Laura Douglass
    Laura Douglass 26 days ago +3

    Why does whenever Andrew Yang speak it sounds like a shark tank pitch

  • elliott cook
    elliott cook 26 days ago

    President Yang all the way

  • Shaneb73
    Shaneb73 26 days ago

    I can’t fucking STAND THIS MORON, ASSCLOWN!!!! He’s such a complete DOUCHEBAG!!!🖕🖕🖕

  • obsever viewer
    obsever viewer 26 days ago

    Biden Never visited my city and community in 2016 ...just saying.

  • Na ya
    Na ya 26 days ago +1

    I won't say no to President Sanders if it comes down to it, but where my Warren gang at?

  • Rene Suarez
    Rene Suarez 27 days ago

    Stephen Colbert should stop this nonsense already and just run for President in 2020! He's the only one who can counter Trump's hate-filled rhetoric with thoughtfulness, intelligence, and most importantly, biting wit!

  • peixe coruja
    peixe coruja 27 days ago

    Please, Americans: Biden is a sure loser. Go with Bernie or Warren.

  • Éamonn Síoċáin
    Éamonn Síoċáin 27 days ago +1

    Biden is not the frontrunner. He can't garner the under 30 vote or the EC vote.

    • G. P.
      G. P. 24 days ago

      What is the "EC vote"?

  • Brigette Anderson
    Brigette Anderson 27 days ago +1

    Notice that the ONE candidate that he didn't poke a lot of fun at is Elizabeth Warren!!! That's because she's actually a serious contender who doesn't come off like an accidental comedian during the debate!!! Warren 2020!!!!

  • ExotikZBoy17
    ExotikZBoy17 27 days ago

    That was a great Bernie impression.

  • CoraMendi
    CoraMendi 27 days ago

    Could someone please teach Booker how to pronounce "no" in Spanish? We're a poor language señor: when we write only one vowel, we say only one vowel.

  • Rivera Robert
    Rivera Robert 27 days ago

    Lmao that bernie impression

  • Igor Schmidlapp
    Igor Schmidlapp 28 days ago

    This is much funnier than the DEAD monologues.... ;-P

  • Jacqueline White
    Jacqueline White 28 days ago

    If more people ate a plant based diet the Amazon wouldn’t be burning right now. The reason the Amazon is burning is because the animal farmers are burning to clear the forest to have animals on the land and to grow crops to feed animals that will be killed for people to eat them. That is a fact.

  • Biggus Dickus
    Biggus Dickus 28 days ago +2

    I am voting for Andrew Yang, Sanders, or warren.

    • Biggus Dickus
      Biggus Dickus 23 days ago

      @G. P. - I am not sure. It shouldn't always come down to choosing between a reptilian and a lizard.

    • G. P.
      G. P. 24 days ago

      In the general election, I'm voting for WHOEVER gets the Democratic nomination.

  • Jacqueline White
    Jacqueline White 28 days ago

    Biden is a huge mistake, I believe that he is not on the side of the American people, he’s on the side of the rich American people. Bernie is the one you need, he will do right by the American people, you know, the people who work hard for their money. But I’m willing to bet that the Democrats will go with Biden, he talks their talk, you know......rich person talk.

  • Biggus Dickus
    Biggus Dickus 28 days ago +7

    Biden, Front Sleep Runner. Another non winning ticket like that Hilary. Wall street democrats do not want to win, they are more comfortable with trump as "president" than their own candidates.

  • Ben Frank
    Ben Frank 28 days ago +1

    This man does a spotless Bernie even when he’s got a sore throat!!!!

  • omambia nelson
    omambia nelson 28 days ago

    You people are mean to uncle Sanders. He is the best candidate.

  • Aaron DiDonato
    Aaron DiDonato 28 days ago

    I'm no Yang supporter, but you're being so disingenuous and intellectually dishonest here it's ENRAGING. If a presidential candidate says people are too obsessed with money (clearly implying because they don't have enough) and his solution is to give you $1000 on top of whatever income you have, that is obviously A REAL SOLUTION TO A REAL PROBLEM. I love you, but on this, fuck you!

  • Austin Butler
    Austin Butler 28 days ago

    I'm really curious to know what that black lady running for president in the blue suit was going to say after the interviewer just totally burned her Ass. Sorry I don't know either of their names. But if anyone has a link to a video clip of what she said in response to that really damping question please put in the response to this comment. Thank you.

  • MrDostoeyevsky
    MrDostoeyevsky 29 days ago +1

    Yang 2020 🇺🇸

  • Xeccelerator
    Xeccelerator 29 days ago

    12:41 And that person is Bernie Sanders. He is our only hope.