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  • Gotta be careful with that Midwest goodbye...

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  • Timber Ridge
    Timber Ridge 13 days ago +27527

    People who live in places where leaving someone else's home isn't a low-stakes hostage negotiation must have so much more free time

    • Connor Crinklebottom
      Connor Crinklebottom Day ago

      In arizona we just swim in the rivers of sweat to get places

    • Rio The Dummy
      Rio The Dummy Day ago

      Yeeeahhh here in Texas it takes like 30 minutes after you said bye to actually leave

    • Isaac Olivan
      Isaac Olivan 2 days ago

      The irony in that sentence is amazing. I would leave purely on the fact Iโ€™m busy.

    • Jason Bay
      Jason Bay 3 days ago +1

      It's just because they are lonely. Rural people are that way no matter where you are. They will smother you in hospitality.

    • Jessica Winchester
      Jessica Winchester 3 days ago +1

      I live in Wisconsin. I've been stuck at my neighbor's house for 3 years after getting their mail by mistake. Send help.

  • A Mystic Mind
    A Mystic Mind 13 days ago +3767

    I live in the Midwest and the Midwest goodbye is 100% real and not exaggerated. I got a ride home once from a coworker. I went to school with her son and she was an awesome lady. She sat in my drive way and talked for almost 4 hours while it was super cold and snowing super heavy. I probably said, "well, I'm going to go inside. See you at work tomorrow" 20-30 times

    • El Negro
      El Negro 14 hours ago

      Happens in Texas a fuck ton.

    • K B
      K B 18 hours ago

      @Sebastian Cavanaugh ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
      I work with a guy like this. EVERY FREAKING DAY this guy TALKS! I think myself " No WAY he isn't thirsty by now๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜’

    • Jow Bloe
      Jow Bloe 2 days ago

      She wanted to come inside and have a glass of wine.

    • Chin Strap Of Fat
      Chin Strap Of Fat 4 days ago +1

      @Qua ppo I feel like this happens because the north is closer to Canada and Canadians are supposed to be polite ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

    • kazeryu17
      kazeryu17 4 days ago

      @TheNamesJohny It's the same here in the south.

  • โ€ขWrathโ€ข
    โ€ขWrathโ€ข 13 days ago +3590

    as someone from the midwest: iโ€™ve genuinely watched this happen before. i ended up sitting in their living room for 7 hours while my dad and this random guy started doing his siding for some reason. wisconsin is weird.

    • โ€ขWrathโ€ข
      โ€ขWrathโ€ข 3 days ago +2

      @Anonymous Potato๐ŸŽƒ okay, iโ€™m a history nerd and Wisconsin is still considered the midwest because back when the colonists first arrived from Britain, they were only living in the east of america and didnโ€™t really know the rest of america existed, plus the king made a law where the colonists could only live in a certain area(a sort of border if you will) in order to avoid conflict with native americans etc.(still didnโ€™t work out, colonists stole land and killed natives etc) so although the midwest is obviously not the โ€œmidwestโ€ itโ€™s still called that.

    • PatchaChel
      PatchaChel 4 days ago

      Hahaha. I canโ€™t even imagine. This is so bizarre. ๐Ÿ˜†

    • Alli Erickson
      Alli Erickson 6 days ago

      @Anonymous Potato๐ŸŽƒ We were literally taught the regions of the U.S. in school.

    • Alli Erickson
      Alli Erickson 6 days ago

      @Anonymous Potato๐ŸŽƒ I know Wisconsin is Midwest, lol.

    • Fabian Shedenhelm
      Fabian Shedenhelm 7 days ago +1

      @In Di Go I'm a trans man I do big heavy lifting tasks with my dad.

  • Roanemity
    Roanemity 13 days ago +14120

    Iโ€™m quickly learning from your videos that the Midwest seems to embody the phrase: โ€œKill emโ€™ with kindnessโ€

    • Parker Melton
      Parker Melton 4 days ago +1

      More like nuke em with love.

    • Ms A
      Ms A 5 days ago

      @Neko Sierra Fine and dandy here in SE MI. I hate this cold... at least without the snow! Where's our snow??? Other parts of MI are getting hit with it, but we aren't. It's crap!

    • Neko Sierra
      Neko Sierra 5 days ago +1

      @Ms A Aye yo what up! How you doing today?

    • Ms A
      Ms A 5 days ago

      @Mee Ma Definitely not. ๐Ÿ˜‚

    • Ms A
      Ms A 5 days ago

      @Neko Sierra hey fellow Michigander!

  • ZchryPlys
    ZchryPlys 13 days ago +3181

    I have a friend like this. Its seriously impossible to leave his house and hes such a kind guy. The last part made me think of him. Heโ€™s the guy who calls you when your on the way to a group setting and helps you find a parking spot lol.

    • DaAdult
      DaAdult 10 days ago

      @ZchryPlys also from chicago more out in the suburbs but yeah

    • Violet Joy
      Violet Joy 10 days ago +2

      @ZchryPlys Awwww. If I could, I would. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • ๐ŸŽ—CallMeAspen๐ŸŽ—
      ๐ŸŽ—CallMeAspen๐ŸŽ— 10 days ago +1

      @Stephanie Meekins Thank you, K was too scared to research it because it just sounds weird but that makes more sense, thank you

    • Stephanie Meekins
      Stephanie Meekins 10 days ago +5

      @๐ŸŽ—CallMeAspen๐ŸŽ— Chicagoland is just the area around Chicago it's literally said Chicago-land

    • ๐ŸŽ—CallMeAspen๐ŸŽ—
      ๐ŸŽ—CallMeAspen๐ŸŽ— 10 days ago +4

      As a British person, I am very confused and Chocagoland sounds as fake as my personality, the fact I know its a place though is scary.

  • OPAARTIST
    OPAARTIST 13 days ago +4196

    My aunt hid in her hedges for ten minutes because her neighbor came outside while she was checking the mail and didn't want to sucked into an hours long conversation with her.

    • Flynn Flynn
      Flynn Flynn 2 days ago

      @Just Some Guy with Tattoos WHY TF ARE YOU EVRYWHEREโ€ฆ LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE COMMENT SECTION I CHECK ITS ALWAYS JUST SOME RANDOM GUY WITH TATOOS! YOU HAVE TOO MUCH FREE TIME.

    • Miss Molly
      Miss Molly 5 days ago

      Yes, it really sucks, especially, in the winter. ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

    • obrecht72
      obrecht72 7 days ago

      Pro move right there. You gotta do what you gotta do.

    • OPAARTIST
      OPAARTIST 10 days ago

      @DiPPY sadly she is married, but if that ever changes I'll let ya know.

    • GG undercover
      GG undercover 10 days ago

      @demon teeth let's normalize being rude in this situation then. Because we all have someone we don't want to talk to. And nit every time.

  • Ninja Sushi
    Ninja Sushi 13 days ago +4459

    If you walk someone out to their car as they're leaving and initiate another conversation, you might be from the Midwest.

    • Sam Stewart
      Sam Stewart 3 hours ago

      Its actually true though ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

    • Dueling Dexperts
      Dueling Dexperts 7 days ago

      Literally every interaction in the south is like this as well.

    • Kiana Jade
      Kiana Jade 8 days ago +2

      Or the south lmao

    • Heather Crass
      Heather Crass 8 days ago

      Every time! If they donโ€™t chase you to your car you are left wondering, โ€œgeez, do they even like me?โ€

    • ๐Ÿฆ”my only thoughts are microwave sounds๐Ÿฆ”
      ๐Ÿฆ”my only thoughts are microwave sounds๐Ÿฆ” 8 days ago +1

      My mom used to do this with her friend all the time and one time I was in the car and it slid down the hill and I was in the middle of the road for like 2 minutes

  • Eman19O
    Eman19O 13 days ago +2573

    We need a Midwest goodbye vs a Southern goodbye face off

    • Noah Johns
      Noah Johns 3 days ago

      @MIkk not sure they know the specific meaning of this for the conversation being had ๐Ÿคฃ

    • RiverSong
      RiverSong 8 days ago

      @Oliver Pike Yep!

    • Shroomy :D
      Shroomy :D 9 days ago

      @Divine Light usually a:
      โ€œHaha I gotta get going!โ€

      โ€œAlright!โ€

      โ€œWait was that โ€
      Or
      โ€œAlright see ya aroundโ€

      โ€œYep.โ€
      โ€œWait is that a new grill?โ€

      Based off my personal experience

    • Spencer Geerlings
      Spencer Geerlings 9 days ago +3

      When we have thanksgiving at my grandfatherโ€™s place in bama, I usually try to leave around 8pm.
      After weโ€™ve shaken hands and said goodbye a few times, Iโ€™m out by 2 am.

    • The_Dirty_ South
      The_Dirty_ South 9 days ago +1

      Hell yea๐Ÿ˜‚

  • First Name Last Name
    First Name Last Name 13 days ago +717

    Sometimes "sure I can help you with that" turns into retiling a kitchen and doing drywall work in one afternoon. Best to just say no in the Midwest, because yes never ends.

    • Lief
      Lief 10 days ago +6

      My mom just leaves me in the car so she has a reason to leave faster. works like a charm ๐Ÿ‘

    • Amanda Dixson
      Amanda Dixson 13 days ago +17

      I think my grandma is backwards. She always says no.... maybe because of this.๐Ÿ˜…

    • CHAOTICDUCKS.FROG1
      CHAOTICDUCKS.FROG1 13 days ago +9

      Yes I'm sad that this is what we have to do but its sad

  • K K
    K K 13 days ago +3691

    Midwest etiquette decrees that you deny the request of taking left-overs at least 3 times before accepting said gift of left-overs. Unless it's a hotdish.

    • Ian'B
      Ian'B 4 days ago

      Hotdish is gas,if you layer it right and and crisp them tots oh you betcha its good

    • Skedlmennneddennedneneemd
      Skedlmennneddennedneneemd 6 days ago

      @ใ€Œ Deadpoppin ใ€ ๐Ÿ‡

    • Im Opid
      Im Opid 8 days ago

      @Shannon Hensley I could never lmfao, eating the organ where the toxins and bad shit go to be filtered is the worst choice ever

    • Shannon Hensley
      Shannon Hensley 8 days ago

      @Im Opid the same way the rest of the world does.

    • Im Opid
      Im Opid 8 days ago

      @Yomom12388 how can you people eat liver ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿคข

  • Elizabeth Hornak
    Elizabeth Hornak 13 days ago +254

    Living in the Midwest my whole life, you donโ€™t know how many times we stayed for 2 hours after saying goodbye.

    • Noah Johns
      Noah Johns 3 days ago

      @Elizabeth Hornak for sure. Especially when we get to โ€œwhenโ€™s the last time you changed your oilโ€ or โ€œ I heard yo I say blah blah blah about your carโ€ when itโ€™s earlier in the day and then you have to go and fix every single little thing on the car before you leave

    • Elizabeth Hornak
      Elizabeth Hornak 3 days ago +1

      @Noah Johns Every. Single. Time.

    • Noah Johns
      Noah Johns 3 days ago +1

      Everywhere we go weโ€™ve said weโ€™re gonna leave in a little bit at 7 or 8 and weโ€™re there until 10 11 or 12 even just bullshitting around like before

    • speedstick 89
      speedstick 89 4 days ago +1

      I meanโ€ฆyea

    • Dylan
      Dylan 4 days ago +1

      Holy shit this is soooo goddamn true lmao

  • Paul Hare
    Paul Hare 13 days ago +295

    I called 911 once because I saw Santa floating face down in a flooded river. It was a late winter thaw, high water and an inflatable Santa found its way into the river. It looked real enough that I was grabbing ropes out of the trunk hoping to rescue him. I called attempting to save a poor rescue squad the trouble of attempting a deep woods, high water retrieval. It was a long conversation. 20 years later, I met a 911 operator from the same area, she said that they still told the story of my call.

    • Tom Caniff
      Tom Caniff 8 days ago +5

      @AspieEnby upon a second read I now fully understand

    • AspieEnby
      AspieEnby 8 days ago +9

      @Tom Caniff It sounds like he did know, and wanted to get the inflatable out so that someone in a helicopter doing flood rescue didnโ€™t waste time and effort doing the same thing.

    • Tom Caniff
      Tom Caniff 9 days ago +11

      Oh you poor innocent fool, there was just no way you could've known.
      Yah I feel like that stuff happens alot

    • DiPPY
      DiPPY 10 days ago +32

      20 years later! Damn by now you're a legend! Nah more like urban legend! ๐Ÿคฃ
      I'm just imagining senior operators telling stories of you to each and every new operators. What a laugh they must have every time ๐Ÿคฃ.

    • Edmund Manuel
      Edmund Manuel 11 days ago +33

      Oh that's hilarious. How long did it take for you to realize it was an inflatable decoration?

  • noobpro 97
    noobpro 97 13 days ago +2641

    A real midweserner just takes the half a beer and leftover with them for the ride.

  • simply doc__
    simply doc__ 13 days ago +317

    โ€œWhat am I? A Cubs fan?โ€ That was great.

  • Dark
    Dark 13 days ago +362

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸคฃWe lost another๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

    • Josef Anon
      Josef Anon 12 days ago +1

      @Stephanie Jeanne
      damn, I had no clue, thanks for the info Steph

    • Tom With a top hat
      Tom With a top hat 13 days ago +1

      Ey bot

    • Stephanie Jeanne
      Stephanie Jeanne 13 days ago +4

      @Josef Anon Whoever they are, I've seen them on several channels now. They copy someone's comment and post it. If you scroll down you'll see the original. They copied mine on another channel. Just fyi.

    • Jaydencanoof
      Jaydencanoof 13 days ago +2

      @Josef Anon itโ€™s a bot

    • Josef Anon
      Josef Anon 13 days ago

      you watch so many of the same channels as me, damn :)

  • rdnx_x
    rdnx_x 13 days ago +552

    Dude, honestly, this was the best skit I've ever seen to this day. And I am not even from Midwest.

  • A. Eckroth
    A. Eckroth 13 days ago +178

    I can't tell you how many times I've heard, "It's getting late, we have an extra bedroom. Why don'tcha just stay 'til morning?"

    • djones02
      djones02 3 days ago

      We call it the Mennonite goodbye in Manitoba. We also have the Mennonite hello where you stop at a friends house randomly on a Sunday afternoon and invite your family over.
      Then there is the Mennonite game where you meet a stranger and talk for hours trying to figure out how you are related. It could also start if someone mentions a name like Abe Fehr in a conversation and you say oh really is that Henry's brother? And they say no this is Tina's son. Etc.

    • djones02
      djones02 3 days ago

      A friend of ours told a story of a family that came for a visit and it got late so they stayed the night.
      Each day ended the same with well come have breakfast... Oh look it's lunch... Ok now you have to have supper... And it's getting late you should just stay the night and leave in the morning. They couldn't get them to leave for 3 weeks.

    • WompleSquampler
      WompleSquampler 4 days ago +1

      Problem is then they insist you stay for breakfast and the cycle continues. Thatโ€™s why I sneak out like Iโ€™m doing a walk of shame at 5am

    • seth094978
      seth094978 4 days ago +4

      I have legitimately done that. Went to a friend's place for supper and we just talked and talked until past midnight, then my wife and I stayed the night in their basement and we went to church together in the morning.

    • Cookie cracker2
      Cookie cracker2 8 days ago +3

      โ€‹@Thaddea Thompson Actually that's south east. You guys are nice. North east is Penn, NY, Maine, Conn, ect.
      I'm not saying because you're from there you're bad, but it's common that if you go to new york or maryland or someplace like that, people do NOT care about you at all.

  • Jeremy Peters
    Jeremy Peters 13 days ago +94

    Anyone not from the midwest: wow that seems crazy wtf no way

    Me a midwesterner: holy shit this exact thing happens everytime with out fail

  • Norahโ™กFruitsnack
    Norahโ™กFruitsnack 11 days ago +14

    Living in the Midwest is actually amazing. Especially as a little kid when your neighbors family would come over and theyโ€™d go through all the motions leaving us kids with more time to play.

  • Plethargic
    Plethargic 13 days ago +66

    Haha I feel this. Spent two hours at a Christmas party, then spent another two just being like "Welp we had better get going now" before being pulled into another conversation

  • Wisp Taps
    Wisp Taps 12 days ago +13

    This is how leaving any family gathering is for my family, we always end up staying 2 to 3 hours later than most cleaning up and doing whatever with the hosts until the beer runs out.

    • A Mystic Mind
      A Mystic Mind 11 days ago +1

      You take the first opening you see like half hour - hour after eating. No one wants to be rude and be the first, but dammit your day is gone if you don't. Haha

  • Daniel Miller
    Daniel Miller 13 days ago +9

    As a Wisconsin 911 operator I've 100% asked callers if they're "in a safe place 'er no."

  • mirrorblue100
    mirrorblue100 13 days ago +150

    Yup - as kid leaving our gramma's house took about 45 minutes on average. She did bake the best dang sweet rolls...

    • yellow blue and green lines
      yellow blue and green lines 10 days ago

      @flajingadoinks you're cute.

    • Kuroka Gator
      Kuroka Gator 11 days ago

      @flajingadoinks you're cute

    • flajingadoinks
      flajingadoinks 11 days ago

      @Kuroka Gator shut up. Someone already made the joke. It's not funny any more.

    • Alfred the Cucumber
      Alfred the Cucumber 11 days ago +2

      Wow only 45 min? I've witnessed my family take 4 whole hours to get out the door. Usually takes around 2 tho

    • Kuroka Gator
      Kuroka Gator 11 days ago

      Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?

  • PomPommed
    PomPommed 10 days ago +9

    Iโ€™ve lived in the Midwest my whole life and I always thought this was completely normal until I went out west to see family and my grandparents got everyone out of their house in like ten minutes. It was baffling.

  • Joe C
    Joe C 13 days ago +203

    Ah, so this is what goes through my dads brain every time he has to leaveโ€ฆ

    • WhereCreaturesCollide
      WhereCreaturesCollide 13 days ago +8

      A midwestern dad whoโ€™s about to โ€œget some milkโ€ is just a guy who needs to go to the back yard

  • FBI
    FBI 2 days ago +1

    This is a prime example of why you must listen to our operators, they are specially trained for situations like this.

  • Nigel Seaton
    Nigel Seaton 13 days ago +48

    Charlie I freaking love your shorts. And also how the Mid West is very Canadian like.

    • moonlitee
      moonlitee 10 days ago +1

      @Natalie Havry Less cities, more community. That's the heart of it.

    • Natalie Havry
      Natalie Havry 12 days ago +1

      Yea for some reason being more up north makes us different from other regions??? Itโ€™s really funny how different we are from other people just because we have snow lol. And we both have Timโ€™s too!!! Maybe itโ€™s because of that ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

  • Braxton Smalls
    Braxton Smalls 8 days ago

    The kind of self reflection it takes to create content like this for your own community is not easily done. Very entertaining, good work!

  • Son_Of_Pears
    Son_Of_Pears 10 days ago

    can we just appreciate that these shorts save everyoneโ€™s boredom everyday ๐Ÿ’š

  • Son_Of_Pears
    Son_Of_Pears 10 days ago

    can we just appreciate that these shorts save everyoneโ€™s boredom everyday ๐Ÿ’š

  • Spiffy
    Spiffy 12 days ago +2

    Iโ€™m a Cubs fan, but I still loved this, combine the Midwest goodbye with my Irish relatives and you can never leave

  • uradopted
    uradopted 2 days ago

    as someone from the midwest i can confirmโ€ฆthis is 100% accurate.

  • Fire Fighter For Life
    Fire Fighter For Life 13 days ago +1

    This channel has taught me so much about a part of my own country I never knew existed and now I will have good knowledge if I ever travel west of Delaware. Great humor keep it up

  • Son_Of_Pears
    Son_Of_Pears 10 days ago

    can we just appreciate that these shorts save everyoneโ€™s boredom everyday ๐Ÿ’š

  • Stephanie Jeanne
    Stephanie Jeanne 13 days ago +24

    Hilarious! "Do not roll the window down!"๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Buggybug09
    Buggybug09 7 days ago

    As someone who lives in the Midwest and has a Midwestern father, I must say this is probably the most accurate video I have ever seen.

  • [ LOLA ] ๐Ÿ”ž๐น**ะกะš ะœะ• - ะกะะ•๐’ž๐’ฆ ๐‘€๐’ด ะ ๐‘…๐Ÿข๐น๐ผLe

    as someone from the midwest: iโ€™ve genuinely watched this happen before. i ended up sitting in their living room for 7 hours while my dad and this random guy started doing his siding for some reason. wisconsin is weird.

  • Mu Yueliang
    Mu Yueliang 10 days ago +2

    I'm from Wisconsin, and I 100% guarantee that if you say "hello" back to your neighbor instead of just waving, you may end up spending 20 minutes talking to them about how your siblings are or if you went up to the cabin to hunt recently.

  • Charlette ๐Ÿ”ž T[A]P ON [M][Y] PlcTuRE

    as someone from the midwest: iโ€™ve genuinely watched this happen before. i ended up sitting in their living room for 7 hours while my dad and this random guy started doing his siding for some reason. wisconsin is weird.

  • Quantum Mystic Muse
    Quantum Mystic Muse 13 days ago +82

    You WILL accept that Beef Stroganoff... You will be okay; you're not a Cubs fan and you will see your wife and kids soon! Stay strong!!! โค๐Ÿ’ช

  • Lady Darkphoenix
    Lady Darkphoenix 6 days ago +6

    The slowly backing towards the door to leave mid conversation while hoping you're not followed to continue conversing outside because a 5 minute stop turns into a 5 hour ordeal

  • Destiny
    Destiny 10 days ago

    As a Midwesterner, itโ€™s definitely a Midwest goodbye. You can never leave. ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Liz C
    Liz C 11 days ago

    Ya know that feeling when you laugh so hard you feel a little nauseated? Yeah, that's what Charlie does for me.

  • Stonedallday Jedi
    Stonedallday Jedi 11 days ago

    As someone from Connecticut I appreciate your educational videos of these long goodbyes. Here we either say bye while puting shoes on or just cancel the plans because we're either too tired, depressed, or broke.

  • Bo T
    Bo T 13 days ago +3

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ "Are you sure you're being kidnapped or is this just a Midwest goodbye?"

  • Julia- ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐†๐จ ๐“๐จ ๐Œ๐ฒ ๐‚๐ก๐š๐ง๐ง๐ž๐ฅ [๐‹!๐ฏ๐ž]

    People who live in places where leaving someone else's home isn't a low-stakes hostage negotiation must have so much more free time

  • Andreea	 ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐“•**ะกะš ะœะ• - ะกะะ•๐“’๐“š ๐“œ๐“จ ะ ๐“ก0๐“•๐“˜๐“›ะ• ๐Ÿ’—

    People who live in places where leaving someone else's home isn't a low-stakes hostage negotiation must have so much more free time

  • Kathleen Feliciano
    Kathleen Feliciano 13 days ago +15

    The Ope merchandise has got me DED

  • Miguel Nava
    Miguel Nava 13 days ago

    These skits just keep getting better and better ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Mia ๐Ÿคณ _ T[A]P Me!! To Have [S]EX With Me

    Dude, honestly, this was the best skit I've ever seen to this day. And I am not even from Midwest.

  • Dawn Norris
    Dawn Norris 12 days ago

    Dude, honestly, this was the best skit I've ever seen to this day. And I am not even from Midwest.

  • Grace๐Ÿ†T[A]P Me!! To Have [S]EX๐Ÿ’ž With Me

    Dude, honestly, this was the best skit I've ever seen to this day. And I am not even from Midwest.

  • Evelyn ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐†๐จ ๐“๐จ ๐Œ๐ฒ ๐‚๐ก๐š๐ง๐ง๐ž๐ฅ [๐‹!๐ฏ๐ž]

    Living in the Midwest my whole life, you donโ€™t know how many times we stayed for 2 hours after saying goodbye.

  • Piston King Enterprises
    Piston King Enterprises 13 days ago +16

    I seriously can't think of a number for the amount of times I've heard "welp I suppose"

  • Magdalena Tanasic
    Magdalena Tanasic 10 days ago +5

    The part "Hey u want any leftovers?"
    "Whatever he says, DONT open the window!"
    Him: *opens window*
    Friend: Hey u got a flat tire there

  • Nex
    Nex 4 days ago +1

    i am a child victim of the midwest goodbye. my parents constantly would go out with friends and make me tag along. we would plan to leave at 8, and sometimes stay for another half hour to an hour

  • Jennifer Joseph
    Jennifer Joseph 11 days ago

    I grew up in the Midwest..this stuff is gospel and hilarious! As kids we knew there was at least seven more recipes, who wore what to the last pta meeting and how vans were better than mini vans to play before we actually left..lol good times!

  • Lillian
    Lillian 11 days ago +1

    Gotta love when the conversation moves from the kitchen to outside the started car, then me in the car with the window down saying โ€œAw man I should probably get goinโ€™โ€. It took me an hour and a half to leave (including in the car)

  • Felicia Buxton
    Felicia Buxton 8 days ago

    As a Midwesterner, this happens when you go to nonhouse places as well. When my friends and I go to the movies, we slowly form a large triangle while walking away from on another and still talking to each other until we're all on different sides of the parking lot. And if we ever park next to each other... we end up staying another couple of hours lol

  • Alchemix Inc. TM
    Alchemix Inc. TM 9 days ago

    As someone who's lived in the Midwest their whole life I can guarantee you this will happen if you to someone else's house. Just recently I was visiting a family friend and I basically couldn't leave without taking home a plate of food they made for me. Don't get me wrong they are good people but if you're an introvert who lives in the Midwest you know what I'm talking about.

  • austin veno
    austin veno 13 days ago +2

    This happened to me last night. Went over to the neighbors for supper. Drank a case of beers and played cards until 1 AM. On a Tuesday.

  • Naohao Tingala
    Naohao Tingala 3 days ago

    Im missing out on a entirely new culture, but itโ€™s still so flipping funny ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Keef
    Keef 11 days ago

    "Are you sure you're being kidnapped or is it just a midwestern goodbye" that got me

  • Mistraplays
    Mistraplays 9 days ago

    This is pure hilarious me and my family enjoy your videos we get them quite a lot bc we from the Midwest.

  • alex39082
    alex39082 8 days ago +1

    Lol โ€œI slapped my knee, said welp I sโ€™pose, and he just kept offering me beers!โ€ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ Thatโ€™s pure gold.

  • Diamond Paint
    Diamond Paint 11 days ago

    Lowkey me with some of my friends who also have ADHD, takes several attempts to end the conversation cause we both keep getting distracted and going on tangents ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Jon A.
    Jon A. 10 days ago

    Lol bro this is too real,
    "I slapped my knee, said, well I suppose... and he keeps offering me beers"

    That is almost the exact conversation I've had with my wife

  • Brad Pitt
    Brad Pitt 12 days ago

    So true! Leaving my grandma's is at least a half hour conversation sitting in the truck in the driveway talking through the window lol

  • YHWHIS GOD777
    YHWHIS GOD777 13 days ago +3

    I swear bro youโ€™ll be out checkin ya mail at 2am and find someone just pulling up to their place and engage in a 3 hour long meaningful convo with someone youโ€™ll never see again

  • Puppyslayer420
    Puppyslayer420 13 days ago +79

    Thats so sad. Whos gonna tell his mom i said hello? Who?

  • -NENCY- Go To My ChanneI! L!VE NOW

    Iโ€™m quickly learning from your videos that the Midwest seems to embody the phrase: โ€œKill emโ€™ with kindness

  • Axel Miths
    Axel Miths 13 days ago +32

    As a Minnesota resident I can say that this is accurate

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  • moises rodriguez
    moises rodriguez 10 days ago

    I love when you say no to leftovers and then the person starts making you a dish and says are you sure?

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  • CrimZon-Rush
    CrimZon-Rush 10 days ago

    Imagine being in a 911 call and hearing the operater go "We lost another one"๐Ÿ˜ณ

  • Star Haislip
    Star Haislip 15 hours ago

    God this is so perfect. It's so true like you try to leave and even say 'okay we got to go cook or we have things we have to do at home' and we end up staying for another 7 hours maybe even the night.

  • OpiusTheLoser
    OpiusTheLoser 10 days ago

    The Ope hat really tops it's off. This happens with my mother whenever she sees someone she knows at the store, when she's on a phone call, even talking to random strangers! I live in Michigan but dear God does this feel so familiar, it's weird lol

  • kore โ™ก
    kore โ™ก 10 days ago

    as someone in the midwest this is pretty damn true

  • Moop
    Moop 13 days ago +8

    I'm not from the Midwest, so when I give them the Irish goodbye (say nothing to anyone and walk out) they don't know what happened.

    • IYAAYAS
      IYAAYAS 11 days ago

      @Shannon Hensley Agreed. I think it's better to just find one person (mostly the host) to say goodbye to and tell that person, "I got plans and need to leave now. Have a good day." Then grit your teeth against any "30-120 minute" goodbye pleasantries and run. It also helps if you communicate your plan to run out at "X time" in advance and give 15 mins notice before that time so at least one member of that midwestern hangout can give a semi-proper goodbye before you really run. Then when the rest wonder where you went, the single person can tell anyone who asks that you had to run to be somewhere.

      Some offense may be taken but it's not as much as the disappearing act. Stereotypical Midwesterners will eventually notice that and take offense over the lack of a goodbye.

    • Shannon Hensley
      Shannon Hensley 11 days ago +1

      Yah if you do that chances are you'll be avoided. Its definitely taken as offence or that we offended you. At the very least you'll get the "we should hang again sometime" but never given a time.

    • IYAAYAS
      IYAAYAS 13 days ago +7

      As a midwesterner, I'd be looking for you wondering why you left without saying goodbye. Do you not like me anymore? Is everything ok at home? Was there an emergency? How can I help to make sure you're still ok? (I haven't lived there for 20 years and it's taken my New York husband to convince me, "It's ok, you don't need to get the last word in and a goodbye is just a goodbye. You can see your friend again later." I still get anxiety about just leaving so he has to be my crutch.)

  • carmichael13
    carmichael13 23 hours ago

    I once ordered a shirt for the Milwaukee woman's shelter charity threw you Charlie, I never received my "keep er movin" shirt :/ I hope my cash went to a good place. Love your content!

  • beastshawnee
    beastshawnee 9 days ago

    hilarious! My motherโ€™s family would kidnap us after we were already in the car leaving. We kids would be buckled in and they would lean on the window and start an hour plus long conversation! One night after 3 hours of window talk they saidโ€Well itโ€™s so late -might as well come back in and spend the night.โ€ So yeah-we did. It was a running joke that you had to distract them and kinda sneak out leave.

  • - [N A Y L A]- Go To My ChanneI! L!VE NOW

    My aunt hid in her hedges for ten minutes because her neighbor came outside while she was checking the mail and didn't want to sucked into an hours long conversation with her.

  • Frozen Lizard
    Frozen Lizard 2 days ago

    My face hurts from smiling so much.

  • That Cat
    That Cat 8 days ago

    As someone that lives in the Midwest this is accurate and have been kidnapped several times.

  • แด„แด„.แดส€แด˜sแด‡s

    this is exactly what itโ€™s like.
    Youโ€™ll be saying goodbye and walking out the door, leftovers in hand, and then you blink and itโ€™s been 3 hours and your dad is replacing a garage door.

  • Redwood Rebelgirl
    Redwood Rebelgirl 13 days ago +9

    "What am I, a Cubs fan???" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  • Brigitte Schmidt
    Brigitte Schmidt 6 days ago +1

    I totally thought this was Canadian commentary until they said "clubs fan". Apparently I would feel very at home in the Midwest. Haha

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  • Winged Supernova
    Winged Supernova 3 days ago

    I've seen this happen with phone calls, but not with people coming over. Maybe I'm just so antisocial that as soon as someone wants to leave I just go "okay, see ya later!" Lmao

  • Brandon Mees
    Brandon Mees 13 days ago +5

    I'm crying ๐Ÿคฃ I just moved away and this takes me back

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  • Ht Lufc
    Ht Lufc 10 days ago

    Something very similar actually happened to me years ago in North of Scotland. What made it even weirder was, I slept with his gf just before they started going out. It was last time I was visiting but I wasn't sure he knew, until he told me at about 8am the following morning.
    I travelled up from England to see a friend for a week. I was at a new years eve party and everyone had either gone home or was in bed. When I wanted to leave and go back to my friends house, he wouldn't let me leave and kept offering me cocaine or alcohol each time I said I should be going. I finally managed to leave and that was after lunch time ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • xXmousetrapXx
    xXmousetrapXx 13 days ago +6

    Yep. Midwest goodbye right there

  • Brody Merrill
    Brody Merrill 8 days ago

    Thank goodness, I thought I was the only one held hostage by my sense of politeness.

  • Remnant
    Remnant 13 days ago +31

    Ope, I got shot!

    Just cauterize the wound until the ambulance gets there

    Okey-dokey

  • xeamum ceo
    xeamum ceo 10 days ago

    As a midwestern I feel this situation

  • Variety_Pack
    Variety_Pack 10 days ago

    As a recovering Midwesterner, this is why my goodbyes are sometimes abrupt and brief, but other times I'm at your house until 4am. The urge is too much, sometimes I can't control my power.