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  • honkity_
    honkity_ 10 days ago +23212

    as a woman i can confirm that yes every single piece of clothing i have has been personally chosen for me by this man

    •  SMD 3000
      SMD 3000 2 days ago

      that’s terrifying

    • も も
      も も 2 days ago

      idk why but your PFP and name just made me crack up 😂

    • Madison
      Madison 4 days ago

      Can confirm, i was the clothing

    • M0bZ0Mb!3
      M0bZ0Mb!3  5 days ago

      Oh shit me to ig, I always thought that was Santa making clothes just magically show up in my house👀😳 the more you know haha😌

    • Fishfood 17
      Fishfood 17 5 days ago

      Omg, same! He buys them for my bestie too and one day we were going out together and we accidentally wore the same top 😂

  • Mikey Is Cool
    Mikey Is Cool 8 days ago +3112

    I actually found out I’m trans because I never received clothing from this guy. True story.

  • Seirra Barnett
    Seirra Barnett 8 days ago +1376

    Kurtis: sorry i dont have time for a more complex video
    Kurtis: *acts out multiple Hollywood level skits & writes a disney song foy a tink tonk boi*
    You're doing God's work Kurtis

  • M i Α vℓσg gσ тσ му ¢haηηєℓ!

    I was crying over a boy who didn’t love me until I watched this video. Now I have the ick. Not all hero’s wear capes. Thanks Kurtis!!

    • Rebecca Tomlin
      Rebecca Tomlin Day ago

      I hope your day today was way better and sending you love from here friend 💖💖

    • illegirl
      illegirl Day ago +1

      oh shit here comes an s, better put a goddamn apostrophe.

    • Anna Aphie
      Anna Aphie 4 days ago +14

      @Ghoul 😭 Maybe bots need love too

    • Ghoul
      Ghoul 4 days ago +21

      Was about to leave a nice comment until I realised this is one of those bots 🙄

    • 수아!
      수아! 6 days ago +15

      that's one way to get over someone >_

  • Amy
    Amy 7 days ago +404

    I need to find this guy on twitch
    Edit: found him and watched his reaction stream to this video. He laughed a bunch and clearly found it funny, his chatters though- yikes. They were not happy to see their boyfriend being poked at. They had things to say about Kurtis’ mullet 😂😂😂 and also called his fans “toxic” for not understanding and being mean in the comments. Lol

    • ghostlyhousehorrors
      ghostlyhousehorrors Day ago +8

      Sounds like he was being a good sport. His audience though, completely different wavelength

    • Generic Name
      Generic Name 2 days ago +11

      To be fair to those toxic chatters, I have seen some popular toxic comments here too. Glad the guy took it well and could have a laugh.

    • hiinsanity
      hiinsanity 3 days ago +5

      possibly brainwashed

    • Mr Self Destruct
      Mr Self Destruct 4 days ago +93

      Its always incredibly strange when the person themselves is completely fine with and seemingly self aware with their content being cringe but their fanbase takes it painfully seriously

    • Amy
      Amy 4 days ago +1

      @E.K Liadon haha yeah

  • Addie Loomis
    Addie Loomis 10 days ago +8692

    This man writing his own self insert fanfics, I respect it

  • Karsyn Eat my Mangos💦
    Karsyn Eat my Mangos💦 8 days ago +306

    I’m going to permanently have the phrase “let’s watch another tink tonk” in my head forever

    • lior yunfh
      lior yunfh 15 hours ago

      i love how committed you are to never letting that horrible Ninja tweet be forgotten

  • Wunschbrunnen
    Wunschbrunnen 3 days ago +3

    he doesn't want a girlfriend, he just wants to be a fashion stylist

  • Gabi
    Gabi 7 days ago +149

    Kurtis: sorry for the short video
    Also Kurtis *makes a silly goofy 16 minute video and works so hard on it*

  • Wooderlyn
    Wooderlyn 8 days ago +79

    Ya know this dude is definitely not the worst of the bunch, kinda weird how he poses it as a question like “is it weird that-“ instead of just being like “dude I’d love to just have romantic cute moments with a girl” because like, I don’t see anything wrong with saying how you want to do wholesome romantic things

    • Jayflight
      Jayflight 8 hours ago

      Probably gets him more comments

  • beetroten
    beetroten 10 days ago +5088

    Kurtis reciting the Ninja “braless wife” tweet is my personal rickroll

    • pasketti malone
      pasketti malone 10 days ago

      I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

    • Abi Gail
      Abi Gail 10 days ago +3

      @🇰🇵KIM JUNG-UN LMFAO the funniest malware

    • wanderingegg
      wanderingegg 10 days ago +1

      That killed me

    • Jaash
      Jaash 10 days ago +6

      soon as he got to the 2nd line I burst out laughing

  • lior yunfh
    lior yunfh Day ago

    “Instead of lifting his shirt to show his abs, he lifts his shirt to show his heart” that was one of the best puns I’ve heard in a long time.

  • Rozzy V.
    Rozzy V. 7 days ago +86

    Dude does have a very soothing voice, I'll give him that. Like, he'd be good at ASMR or like audiobooks.

  • TimeBucks
    TimeBucks 9 days ago +222

    This is the most validated thing.

  • Jacey Т@p т0 Ch̴a̴t̴ ̴ ME 💞

    I’m going to permanently have the phrase “let’s watch another tink tonk” in my head forever

  • Nahin
    Nahin 9 days ago +6339

    Kurtis's skits are like a dream, you don’t know wtf is going on until it's over

    • Dakota Rowland
      Dakota Rowland 5 days ago +1

      the fixing unemployment one😂😂😭

    • Rylee Anderson
      Rylee Anderson 6 days ago +2

      Or you think you know until the end😭

    • *no*
      *no* 7 days ago +3

      Fever dream*

    • MaddyGeezKneez
      MaddyGeezKneez 8 days ago +15

      Yes, in the skit where he was confessing a kink that lead into the "I'm the joker" twist was so wild lmao

    • Miriam
      Miriam 8 days ago +17

      i had a dream that i was swept away by a tornado... this felt the same

  • dot dot dot
    dot dot dot 2 days ago

    "Being on tour is kinda like playing minecraft: ovewhelming, confusing and sometimes you lose all stuff in a fire."
    - Kurtis Conner

  • Olliesaurus Rex
    Olliesaurus Rex 7 days ago +18

    When I feel down, I just remember that Alex has my back 💙 and that he's probably trying to buy me clothes

  • benphish
    benphish 2 days ago +3

    Imagine how painful it is to edit this shit down. This man goes through hours of twitch footage of him saying the most cringe shit and these are the videos he cuts from it. What do you think cuts out? I wanna see that shit

  • H
    H 7 days ago +41

    I love Kurtis' skits always just escalate completely out of context.

  • Amanda Jones
    Amanda Jones 9 days ago +8645

    “Ladies, is it weird that I think you’re all the same and want exactly the same things?”
    Yes. Yes it is.

    • femcel04
      femcel04 2 days ago

      @Generic Name yeah, you’re probably right. i still think he looks stupid though

    • J F
      J F 2 days ago

      @Alexandra i feel like he may not even be aware he's doing it. The guy strikes me as incredibly awkward and probably not good at talking to women, usually. So, maybe he overcompensates? Might genuinely think this is what women like lol. Still problematic. And def not gonna get him very far. But, it's kinda sad, tbh. Even though he's totally bringing it on himself, at this point. Hope the guy gets a clue that this is some weird stuff to put out. Basically what the two comments above me said. Seems possible the guy just doesn't know his social cues. Granted, he could be fully aware, in which case, I don't know whether to applaude the guts for actually posting this stuff or to question my faith in humanity again, for him thinking women are so simple. One thing is for sure, if he's aware, big yikes. And also just...why? 😂

    • Generic Name
      Generic Name 2 days ago +1

      @femcel04 I think a lot of girls do find this stuff cute. Not all, but enough. I agree with your main point though. I don’t see a reason, based on what I’ve seen, to be labelling him a misogynist or anything.

    • Alexandra
      Alexandra 4 days ago

      @J F You said it perfectly about this guy being lonely- but obviously he is lonely for a very specific reason. The only way he can find a girlfriend who will appreciate his rather sexist attitude is if he buys a sex bot.

    • femcel04
      femcel04 5 days ago +4

      @🐰Bunnylover♥︎ implying he’s a misogynist is kinda extreme. i just think that he hasn’t been around enough women to know that girls don’t find these videos cute and he looks stupid doing this.

  • Natalia
    Natalia 2 days ago +2

    The kicking in the balls thing took me out😂😂😂😂 I literally almost choked on my yogurt 😢

  • Raphael Meitiv
    Raphael Meitiv 5 days ago +5

    the "buying clothes for all the ladies" sketch might be my favorite one yet

  • Rebecca Tomlin
    Rebecca Tomlin Day ago

    These give so much “I’m not like other guys” energy Im genuinely uncomfortable. Like you said it’s harmless but I’m quite uncomfortable hearing what feels like a very intimate conversation Im not meant to be hearing 😂😂

  • EnbyPuff
    EnbyPuff 8 days ago +47

    That transition from ASMR thirst-trap to the Joker is absolutely on point 👌👌

  • Natalie Sipes
    Natalie Sipes 10 days ago +30024

    don’t be silly kurtis, we all know the indoor boyfriend is the most perfect

  • ren woo
    ren woo 2 days ago

    Kurtis your moustache looks like it has a better backstory, then you will ever have. #moustacheconner

  • kowan100
    kowan100 Day ago

    Omg I haven’t laughed like this in ages. Thanks Kurtis for the best most reliable comedy currently on Flash-Player.

  • Leim Moss
    Leim Moss Day ago

    This mans whole personality is “IM NOT LIKE OTHER BOYS”

  • Inesa Lenkšaitė
    Inesa Lenkšaitė 2 days ago +1

    Isn't this the guy that used to walk around with a pillow throwing random shower thoughts around and make videos about how a gentleman should treat a girl? Am I crazy?

  • Lilly
    Lilly 10 days ago +11525

    i love how committed you are to never letting that horrible Ninja tweet be forgotten

    • Zoe Thompkins
      Zoe Thompkins 13 hours ago

      @Sunni D Sunni you have no idea. I've dated two guys now, both league players. The second was nice, but broke up with me because he wasn't ready for a relationship. WHILE breaking up with me, as I was sobbing on his shoulder, he decided to give me a lesson about why Garen is the most busted league of legends top lane champion and why it's ruined the league of legends meta. This is somehow better than the first one, who, I swear to god, looked me dead in the eyes as he was playing league on a facetime call, and told me "your tiny mind couldn't handle league of legends". It's like a plague I swear

    • Sunni D
      Sunni D 16 hours ago

      @Zoe Thompkins your first mistake is dating a league player

    • Astrid Galactica
      Astrid Galactica 4 days ago +1

      What ninja tweet?

    • Sadie
      Sadie 7 days ago

      me and my friend love kurtis and because he never lets this tweet go we made nicknames, shes my "hot streamer wife" and im her "loving braless wife" I make sandwhiches for her once a week now.

    • Mica Gladding
      Mica Gladding 7 days ago +1

      Ur just jealous lol (this is sarcasm)

  • Mom
    Mom 3 days ago

    Kurtis, all you have to do is look in the mirror to find the perfect boyfriend

  • bawie
    bawie 6 days ago +3

    I think this is so famous because of how normalised toxic relationships are. It's the same thing as the romance genre. Most of the things there are easily doable but in a world where girl being more emotionally tasked in a hetero relationship is normal, the mutual affection in the genre seems like a fantasy.

  • Chelsea McCabe
    Chelsea McCabe Day ago

    Everytime Kurtis said “let’s watch one more” I started screaming

  • Elisabeth Clegg
    Elisabeth Clegg 3 days ago

    So proud of myself, when Kurtis said, "One like = one..." I yelled, "Boojiboo!" and that was correct hahaha. Also got to see Kurtis on this tour, he's quite possibly even better in person!!

  • archivalsociety
    archivalsociety 10 days ago +7085

    I'm so proud of you Kurtis for finding yourself such a wonderful boyfriend!

    • Turtle Lover
      Turtle Lover 10 days ago +1

      HAHAHA

    • Spider
      Spider 10 days ago +6

      Really proud of him for finally finding a boyfriend!

  • Ray
    Ray 2 days ago

    I tell my fiance if I’m “crossing” when he games. I would never just take his headphones off. I sometimes kiss his cheek and guess what, he doesn’t care cause he’s busy. I get annoyed when he does romantic shit like that to me when I’m busy so yeah. Reality.

  • miss Anie Bananie
    miss Anie Bananie 10 hours ago

    Me yelling “wake the fuck up you have to go to work!” After 10 minutes of gently trying to wake my partner up

  • cursed osmosis
    cursed osmosis 3 days ago

    When you said he was a gamer and he started doing the fantasy gamer ASMR, I could FEEL the Ninja tweet energy. So glad you delivered on that joke

  • dawson
    dawson 6 days ago +8

    your skit quality has gotten literally so good dude

  • Juliet
    Juliet 10 days ago +8465

    Listening to kurtis half heartedly talk about how great tour is while looking like he's about to pass out is so funny to me

    • zane.
      zane. 10 days ago +2

      its like hes a tired mom,, lmao

    • nico
      nico 10 days ago +1

      @Anna Beatriz Zimmermann I FELL FOR IT TOO

    • screameureka
      screameureka 10 days ago +6

      @The Odour wait did my comment get reported- im an actual guy not a bot lol

    • The Odour
      The Odour 10 days ago +2

      @screameureka OMFG THANK YOU SO MUCH I NEEDED THAT SO MUCH OMFG

  • Fang <3
    Fang <3 20 hours ago

    Right after watching Mandela catalogue, the unrealistically large smile scared the hell out of me 💀💀

  • Taylor Renae
    Taylor Renae 7 days ago +27

    The stitch onesie one killed me LMAOOO WHY WAS HE SO GOOD AT DOING STITCHES VOICE

  • M i Α vℓσg gσ тσ му ¢haηηєℓ!

    don’t be silly kurtis, we all know the indoor boyfriend is the most perfect

  • Nova's Fashion & Fun channel

    i was pretty sad over this girl but your genuinely the best and made me feel so much better. also i commented on you 50 pound pants tiktok and you replied :)

  • K rina
    K rina 10 days ago +6296

    every segment with mr. "ladies is it weird" felt like nails on a chalkboard but the stitch language part took me tf out, caught me off guard and will haunt me for days now

    • desiipix
      desiipix 9 days ago +1

      RIGHT i was physically cringing every time 💀

    • Sarah Jayne
      Sarah Jayne 9 days ago +3

      Yes. It physically hurts to hear his voice

    • Abby Palazzetti
      Abby Palazzetti 9 days ago +10

      WHEN HE KEEPS PLAYING THE STITCH LANGUAGE CLIP.. I AM HAUNTED

    • Raven Hamilton
      Raven Hamilton 9 days ago +8

      Oh my god 😖 I thought I could resist after seeing your comment, further convinced as I see the onesie come on, but I still physically seized up a little when he used the *voice*

  • layla yeeep
    layla yeeep 8 days ago +5

    it has been a while since ive actually laughed like more than a nose puff of air like actually laughed while alone watching youtube but 11:15 got me

  • Pumpspookymonthfernanda

    as many jokes as kurtis makes, he still distracts me with those eyes like gah dayum he's so fine

  • Zuzanna
    Zuzanna 6 days ago +2

    i think I understood : "actively seeking hugs" would be when you're not really close / good friends with that person, but you have a crush on them so for example at a party or somewhere out with friends you would try to give them a hug when you're coming around or leaving (?)

  • Katie Saunders
    Katie Saunders 4 days ago +1

    I know he didn’t just do an impression of Stitch and then go back to his “sexy” voice like that was okay

  • Bren
    Bren 10 days ago +4491

    I was crying over a boy who didn’t love me until I watched this video. Now I have the ick. Not all hero’s wear capes. Thanks Kurtis!!

    • N E S R I
      N E S R I  8 days ago

      ​@Sydney Grace So.. you liked them? Please explain

    • Ajit Adonis Manilal
      Ajit Adonis Manilal 8 days ago +1

      @J F I'm less worried about rejection and more worried about being outed or that he will get mad and react physically. I would be fine if he said "i'm straight" or "you're not my type". He and i aren't close we just run into each other, he lives near where i live and goes to the same excercise park.

    • Dr. StayLit
      Dr. StayLit 8 days ago

      @J F you’re a real one

    • Reagan Mitchell
      Reagan Mitchell 9 days ago +3

      @La casalinga di Moabit mullet is another way of saying "hair cape"

    • Panoptischau
      Panoptischau 9 days ago +4

      @La casalinga di Moabit which is basically a hair cape, if you look at it.

  • Jojo
    Jojo 6 days ago +7

    "Is it weird to save the world?" HAD ME DYINGGG

  • Ruth! ღSєe Mу CнαηηєL💋 - ! A𝔪 Lινєღ🤳

    “Ladies, is it weird that I think you’re all the same and want exactly the same things?”
    Yes. Yes it is.

  • Katie K.
    Katie K. 6 days ago +2

    It feels really similar in essence to "Boyfriend ASMR" which also unsettles me to my core

  • Aidan Walker
    Aidan Walker Day ago

    Imagine you’re staying in a hotel and hear this coming through the wall

  • CindyLouWhoXO
    CindyLouWhoXO 10 days ago +4799

    Fun fact: I only watch Kurtis’ videos so I can hear Barbie say “balls” all the time.

    • melon_stay
      melon_stay 9 days ago +1

      Same

    • neo-mo
      neo-mo 9 days ago +2

      It happened as I read your comment

    • eszti
      eszti 9 days ago +80

      i personally come for the bratz girl saying "ew" but "balls" is a pretty good one too

    • Rihanna Arouna
      Rihanna Arouna 9 days ago +20

      It has truly been the only thing keeping me here since the extra greeting stopped

  • Magdalena
    Magdalena 2 days ago +1

    Kurtis watch “Don’t hug me I’m scared”

  • Wynn Droz
    Wynn Droz 4 days ago +1

    this is one of the most editing-heavy videos I've seen from you, and you did it on tour? you really are a professional Flash-Playerr 😎

  • Terrible Frisbee
    Terrible Frisbee 3 days ago

    If he was even the smallest bit unattractive they would call him a discus “nice guy” creep

  • bofooit gojo
    bofooit gojo 7 days ago +1

    I can't count how many times I rolled my eyes listening to him this whole video

  • Miss Emaline
    Miss Emaline 10 days ago +3894

    I’ve never heard the term “emotional thirst trap”, but it’s straight up the perfect way to describe these kinds of videos holy shit

    • rainbowphoenix 6
      rainbowphoenix 6 Day ago

      Man I'd make good money if I had a voice like his 🥲

    • readyfreddie46
      readyfreddie46 10 days ago +81

      Damn the bots working overtime 💀

    • Frick Frack
      Frick Frack 10 days ago +14

      @Türkiyeyi seviyorum how deep is your love

    • yes
      yes 10 days ago +14

      Link to the clip of deez nuts
      *flash-player.net/video/NSX1bdZoy3k/video.html*
      (Making fun of bots)

    • Kingman Kingboy
      Kingman Kingboy 10 days ago

      flash-player.net/video/9e4KR9qbbFk/video.html Finally it's here.

  • Amar Gwari
    Amar Gwari 4 days ago +1

    Ol' No Bark from Novac once said
    "If he's friendly to strangers and keeps his home spick-and-span, more often than not he's done something even his own ma couldn't forgive."

  • Orion Mukbang
    Orion Mukbang 3 days ago +3

    Kurt. I know you won't see this, but my guy. Mister Mayor, you gotta review Leo the Lion. It's some actual HEAT bro, on god. Anywyas, thank you for another fantastic video. So glad to be a resident of Kurtistown

  • MightyManotaur22
    MightyManotaur22 3 days ago

    Yo I emotionally thirst trap my wife all the time. Like I'll express my thoughts and feelings on a subject and it totally enraptures her. There's this thing where women like being with human beings and BEING a human being totally gets them going.

  • Just Me
    Just Me Day ago

    I mean, he is adorable, but not as adorable as you Kurtis. He is silly but funny and adorable. I love his voice too. Alex you are adorable.

  • kurtis connor’s YEE YEE 🐄

    Kurtis casually mentioning his tour bus burning down in every video from now on is actually both so sad and funny

    • illegirl
      illegirl Day ago +1

      Fs in the chat for the bus RIP

    • Karina
      Karina 7 days ago +4

      Hearing him talk about losing things that he won't be able to replace made me sad

    • GracieSpaceyCakes
      GracieSpaceyCakes 10 days ago +20

      when I was in high school a charter bus that was taking the band to contest burned down and we still bring it up all the time honestly that's just what a bus burning down does to you

    • Emotional Damage
      Emotional Damage 10 days ago +2

      Here is the full video: Best anime
      *flash-player.net/video/NSX1bdZoy3k/video.html*

    • AAAAAA
      AAAAAA 10 days ago +25

      @Anna H oh no! At least everyone was fine and they were able to keep going

  • Arielle Arielle
    Arielle Arielle 8 days ago +26

    Kurtis' face after Alex saying boojiboo got me sooooo weak rn 12:03

  • Mary💋23 y.o - check my vidéó

    I love how an integral part of the fantasy is that the girl patiently waits until his game is over, like picture her just hovering there for 35 minutes

  • slimkt
    slimkt 11 hours ago +1

    Ladies…is it weird that I’m deeply upset by that man’s existence?

  • Destiny
    Destiny 8 days ago +2

    “1 like = 1 boojiboo” killlllled me. 😂 I loved this video Kurtis & I saw you in Milwaukee on tour last Saturday, you were amazing 🥹🤍

  • Beth Thornton
    Beth Thornton 9 days ago +5514

    I love how an integral part of the fantasy is that the girl patiently waits until his game is over, like picture her just hovering there for 35 minutes

    • Janka Krizsán
      Janka Krizsán Day ago +1

      @Margarita Aoi honestly same with a csgo match

    • melly
      melly 3 days ago +2

      @Beth Thornton it was hell but i was insecure and he was abusive. i was terrified of upsetting him so i sat and watched while disassociating 😭😭

    • Beth Thornton
      Beth Thornton 3 days ago +1

      @melly lol my husband does this a little bit but just to a funny extent, can’t imagine how you lived like that

    • melly
      melly 3 days ago +5

      wors part is my ex actually used to make me do this 😭 if he saw me on my phone he would yell at me to pay attention? i don’t give af about fortnite this is not entertaining to me why do i need to pay attention to you giving a video game all the attention that i should get??

    • Fox in A box
      Fox in A box 4 days ago +7

      @gaylittlepixie i just imagined her getting bored of waiting and tried to help him on his game, suddenly saying "oh samira's pushing on bot, someone take care of that"

  • todoroki_shonen
    todoroki_shonen 3 days ago

    I'm crying at the joker monolgue, kurtis is hilarious

  • dot dot dot
    dot dot dot 2 days ago

    Petition for Alex to actually buy all the clothes for all the women and end the unemployment crisis/increase minimum wages.

  • Lunalance
    Lunalance 8 days ago +17

    The 'actively seeks out hugs' bit feels super friggin weird, but it reminds me of when I was in high school, there was this freshman girl who almost always came over and asked for a hug right before getting on the bus home. I mean, it was sweet, but I have no idea why she did it, or why she specifically asked me when I don't think I knew her all that well. It was odd.

    • takom4
      takom4 16 hours ago

      probably had a crush on you. but some people are just very huggy lol

    • Avalie
      Avalie 5 days ago +4

      Think she had a crush on you. That's honestly cute.

    • Lunalance
      Lunalance 5 days ago +1

      @Alex Carter Huh. You think so? I guess I could see that, but she never said anything. Only really saw her at the end of the day waiting for the bus, and it's not like we ever really talked, either. She just popped in and then left as soon as it came

    • Alex Carter
      Alex Carter 6 days ago +9

      I think... I think she liked you buddy

  • Bay Norac
    Bay Norac 4 days ago

    Can't imagine how Jerma's chat would react if he did that.

  • jonah s
    jonah s 9 days ago +2563

    if i had a nickel for every time kurtis wrote a song about being a boyfriend, i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?

  • Marta Ćenan
    Marta Ćenan 7 days ago +1

    im literally getting chills everytime he says so ladies, that dude is so fucking creepy holy shit

  • Bailey
    Bailey 7 days ago +2

    This sounds like he’s an alien in disguise (or serial killer…or both) that studied what women want through cheesy romantic comedies and then went on tiktok to try and act like the “perfect man” to trap them

  • dreamy volcano
    dreamy volcano 4 days ago

    at this point Kurtis is like a professional cyberbully (and i'm here for it...)

  • Elijah Lyons
    Elijah Lyons 5 days ago +1

    i saw kurtis in charleston, sc (where i live) and it was days after his tour bus BURNT DOWN and there was this awful drunk heckler at the show who demanded attention the whole time and Kurtis was so funny and sweet and wonderful despite all of that

  • Devon S.
    Devon S. 9 days ago +2413

    the second this guy said "actively seek out hugs" i knew he says "where's my hug?" reflexively to every woman he is even slightly acquainted with

    • Ghost
      Ghost 3 days ago

      reminded me of that one weird uncle that always asks for hugs

    • valeale
      valeale 4 days ago +1

      Ewww

    • Jasmin Miettunen
      Jasmin Miettunen 4 days ago +9

      Exactly! Kurtis was wondering what “actively seeking out hugs” meant, it’s just when a girl actually wants to hug you without you begging them lmao

  • ru
    ru Day ago

    Everytime he says ladies I'm reminded of those "LADIES!" promos under hit tweets.

  • Reagan Cook
    Reagan Cook 6 days ago +2

    “Just a lil quick one” *makes a whole broadway production. We Stan. We love.

  • chelsey brown
    chelsey brown 7 days ago +10

    I’ve never been more embarrassed to have an angel onesie 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m about to burn it 😂💀

  • Emmi
    Emmi  3 days ago

    I feel like only 13-14 yr old girls are the ones falling in love with him over these videos

  • Linda
    Linda 10 days ago +4731

    Kurtis: tour is a lot
    Also Kurtis: *creates 100 hilarious skits over a single tiktok AND the new disney prince anthem*

    • Justin Yuan Cabunag
      Justin Yuan Cabunag 9 days ago +1

      @Alex oh damn

    • 1Sariat5
      1Sariat5 9 days ago +1

      Legit what I was thinking :D He puts so much effort into his vids, even the ones that have simpler concepts

    • Rachelcookie321
      Rachelcookie321 9 days ago +1

      Disney prince anthem?

    • Thank me later 🅥
      Thank me later 🅥 10 days ago +1

      Link to the vid that exposed Kurtis for animal abuse:
      *flash-player.net/video/CVQ_qhyodP4/video.html*

    • Alex
      Alex 10 days ago +5

      @Justin Yuan Cabunag that user is also a bot

  • crisp eggies
    crisp eggies 6 days ago +3

    when he said that shit about the alarm I just imagined a woman going up to his ear screaming "ENNGHEENNGHEENGHEENGH"

  • Dom The Vendor
    Dom The Vendor 5 days ago +6

    Yo literally have me in tears every time I watch you 😂
    Crazy how people think this is a “low effort video”
    You made like 5 skits and 10 tic tocs with captions!
    On tour in a hotel room.

  • Mia! 25 y.o - check my vidéó

    “Ladies, is it weird that I think you’re all the same and want exactly the same things?”
    Yes. Yes it is.

  • McKenna Brooks
    McKenna Brooks 5 days ago +5

    "I don't want any bad - BOOJIPOO - between us" at 12:47 fuckin killed me holy shit.

  • aeromin.
    aeromin. 10 days ago +2622

    this is the kind of dude that wants to act like the sweetest, most sensitive guy and as soon as you say you don't wanna go on a date with him he tells you you're worthless and don't deserve to live

    • Allie Pearce
      Allie Pearce 8 days ago

      Yes

    • S K
      S K 8 days ago +2

      Ah, the power to make the likes got from 999 to 1k, so pleasing ✨

    • Eter
      Eter 8 days ago +16

      The classic nice guy. He might not have a fedora but he is a neckbeard at heart

    • AF
      AF 8 days ago +8

      His voice reminds me of the guy from "you" LOL

    • Holy Water
      Holy Water 9 days ago +4

      "It was a dare.... LOL"

  • shush
    shush Day ago

    he's literally the personification of 2013-2014 imagine posts

  • Victoria 💋𝔽**СК МЕ - СНЕℂ𝕂 𝕄𝕐 Рℝ𝟘𝔽𝕀𝕃Е💛

    “Ladies, is it weird that I think you’re all the same and want exactly the same things?”
    Yes. Yes it is.

  • Maen Khamis
    Maen Khamis 8 days ago +5

    8:08 The headphone jack being plugged in reverse is killing me.

  • Jake Custer
    Jake Custer 6 days ago +3

    He brought the Ninja tweet back, absolutely made my day

  • gothussy
    gothussy 10 days ago +7336

    cringe culture isn’t dead. It’s just searching for its next victim. Like the queen.

    • chroma ._.
      chroma ._. 7 days ago +1

      @Scorpion Jacket - a dbz fan 💀

    • Dymaxion Chronofile
      Dymaxion Chronofile 8 days ago

      I knew the _ussy_ was closing in from all directions, but I thought we had more time before it reached the goth. Anything but the goth, I implore you.

    • gothussy
      gothussy 9 days ago +2

      @Engine Mashups that was in fact, the point LMAO

    • Engine Mashups
      Engine Mashups 9 days ago +5

      I like that this comment could be read as the queen is always searching for her next victim

  • JhericFury
    JhericFury 6 days ago +2

    I'm imagining someone in the next hotel room hearing these skits and it's hilarious.

  • MILKO _
    MILKO _ 2 days ago

    Idk if I’m just baked but this is the funniest video I’ve ever watched in my entire life

  • stephanie
    stephanie 7 days ago +4

    the “double it, triple it” portion of that bit had me in stitches 😂

  • Easy Boo
    Easy Boo 3 days ago

    Flash-Playerrs, I have a serious question for you. Is it weird that I want to absolutely crush the like button every time you upload a video?