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  • Published on Jan 11, 2022
  • someone made a ratatoing fanfic i guess?

    edited by Jake Mayer jakeshotfri...

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  • kayla!!!
    kayla!!! 13 days ago +15213

    plot twist: danny actually writes ratatoing fanfics in his free time but roasted it to divert the attention

    • Ruetz
      Ruetz Day ago

      @Alquisha 🍒 bruh, "butter

    • KD_DSGB
      KD_DSGB 2 days ago

      Second plot twist: Danny is actually Danny Divedo

    • Bella
      Bella 7 days ago

      the “what is that website called again? wattpad!” made me definitely think he’s trying to make sure we all think he has no idea what it is but he absolutely does lol

    • lEm0n_s0x
      lEm0n_s0x 9 days ago +1

      c-cArOl!

    • Tesla and Min Min Rocks2003
      Tesla and Min Min Rocks2003 10 days ago +1

      What's Up with these 18+ bots spamming everywhere?

  • One Topic At A Time
    One Topic At A Time 12 days ago +4560

    oh dang I thought Danny was really tall but now I find out Danny is regular tall

  • Mandy Huey
    Mandy Huey 12 days ago +711

    Are we not gonna talk about how absolutely RAVISHING Danny’s hair looks in this video? Damn, son.

  • Soft Moth
    Soft Moth 12 days ago +927

    Now when Danny says he's hired people to help him post videos I can't trust him. He's gonna post a pic with his crew and they're all gonna slightly look like him. Don't think I've forgotten you saying you would successfully trick us, Danny.

    • t2jhkt3b8adb
      t2jhkt3b8adb 5 days ago

      the trust issues he gave to us...

    • Soft Moth
      Soft Moth 9 days ago +5

      @Duck。 Is your pfp yassified Sangwoo? (I never thought that would be a question I asked lmaooo)

    • Duck。
      Duck。 10 days ago +4

      HAHSDAD

  • Creo
    Creo 11 days ago +220

    In case anyone wanted to know, as someone pretty familiar with fanfic trends/spaces-those ratatoing fic he showed are most definitely non serious, joke fic known as “crack fic.” People write them as jokes and to make fun of beginner fic writers and bad fic

    • Joanna
      Joanna 5 days ago +2

      "He is so small. He is a small little guy." Me, barely an inch taller:

    • Joanna
      Joanna 5 days ago +9

      As someone who’s way more knowledgeable about fanfic culture on the internet than I’d like to be, hearing Danny pronounce it ‘whatpad’ took 6 years off my life

  • hal.
    hal. 12 days ago +187

    "someone on the disney writing team has a god complex"
    thats pretty on-brand tbh

  • Leon Mayne
    Leon Mayne 12 days ago +158

    'But who would I get to let me be their daddy?'
    You're really setting up the comment section on this one, Danny.

  • Lynn JustLynn
    Lynn JustLynn 11 days ago +96

    I went to the doctor's office once, and the lady at the counter asked me "Did you come here all by yourself or did somebody drive you?" and at first I didn't realize she thought I was like 12, so I was just like "oh, yeah, i drove here." then she said "do you need your guardian to sign these for you?" and I started to figure it out... was 25 at the time, so... I feel Danny on this.

    • t2jhkt3b8adb
      t2jhkt3b8adb 5 days ago +4

      had something similar happen to me when I went to the doctor and she kept asking where my parents are and why did they send me there alone without them, was 22 at the time but I didn't realize the meaning of her questions lol. after that she asked my age and was quite embarrassed haha

  • Juliejobob
    Juliejobob 12 days ago +42

    I expected Danny to flip us off, say "well goodbye gents" and then end the video. Still 10/10 second channel content.

  • Cassi Lyris
    Cassi Lyris 12 days ago +5863

    Wow, influencer, gamer, electrician, AND airline pilot at the age of 12. Impressive, Danny. Good job!

    • leanna !
      leanna ! 8 days ago

      @Benji Lando stfu he has 10 jobs

    • leanna !
      leanna ! 8 days ago +1

      Don’t forget he’s also a famous widely love actor. And also a dog with a tutu

    • ♡まふまふ♡
      ♡まふまふ♡ 9 days ago

      😂

    • Ash is the hottest
      Ash is the hottest 11 days ago +3

      @Frank Castle I mean your clearly in the comments so you watch it too

    • Frank Castle
      Frank Castle 11 days ago

      Why do you watch this crap

  • Jason Berman
    Jason Berman 12 days ago +51

    "He is so small. He is a small little guy."

    Me, barely an inch taller:

  • Savannah Moon
    Savannah Moon 12 days ago +43

    Of course I love Danny’s main channel with all the extra editing and scripting but honestly I also love when his second channel posts some more laid back content of him just catching up on his subreddits 😂 I wish it would post more sometimes so it’s nice to hear that he’s going to try to do that!

  • Emelene Rosen
    Emelene Rosen 12 days ago +68

    as a classical musician who has played in, conducted, and DANCED IN (albeit when I was 4) The Nutcracker I'm truly shocked and disturbed to learn that not everyone knows that The Nutcracker is a ballet, and not, in fact, a musical

  • Nahin
    Nahin 12 days ago +15

    The person who has enough free time to write a fanfic about ratatoing, let me send my assignments to you

  • Asia Palmer
    Asia Palmer 12 days ago +3986

    The irony of Danny talking about Vine like a distant memory and then not knowing about Wattpad is not lost on me 😭🤣

    • Lidiyaa.... 🍼
      Lidiyaa.... 🍼 21 hour ago

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥

      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter

      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.

      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾

      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente

      💗❤️💌💘

    • Lumia •
      Lumia • 6 days ago

      i kinda wanna see his reaction to reading some more of the fanfics

    • Mary Jane
      Mary Jane 9 days ago +2

      @Zana Colx when I was in middle school I remember my friend was pretty popular on watt pad. To even think about those times still being someone’s future memories now is weird to think about for me!

    • C4t Fsh
      C4t Fsh 9 days ago +4

      yeah but no one is talking about the fact that you have to actually *have* a wattpad account to be able to see the fics on there
      which means that danny has a wattpad account

    • theMyofMy
      theMyofMy 10 days ago +11

      I was traumatized by Wattpad so the idea of someone not knowing about it is wack

  • Sugma Digg
    Sugma Digg 11 days ago +24

    I love how Danny's initial thought was that he needed to bring someone in to be the daddy, rather than be the daddy himself

  • Imogen Wiggett
    Imogen Wiggett 11 days ago +14

    I dont think I've ever been more jumpcared then seeing Danny with tattoos

  • Manar Mohsen
    Manar Mohsen 12 days ago +7

    Gotta hurt to be the post that when Danny saw he said “We might be getting to the end of the cream of the crop here” and switched to what’s hot instead lmao

  • Emily Cooper
    Emily Cooper 12 days ago +9

    Even weirder, “Zapped” and “How the build a better boy” came out the same summer. Who was approving these films at the time?

  • DreamCatcher
    DreamCatcher 12 days ago +5147

    i thought those tattooes were fake, because we all know if danny ever actually got a tattoo it would be of the word 'greg' on his forehead.

    • Gaming Gonzalez
      Gaming Gonzalez 10 days ago +2

      @Shizuzuka I got an ad for Dropbox right when I read this

    • yummytoejuices
      yummytoejuices 11 days ago +2

      @Finkaha Ta©🍏 ur mum

    • beth
      beth 11 days ago +26

      i saw them and was like “omg kurtis???”

    • idislikewhiteppl
      idislikewhiteppl 11 days ago

      @Finkaha Ta©🍏 ok.

    • Finkaha Ta©🍏
      Finkaha Ta©🍏 12 days ago

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥

      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter

      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.

      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾

      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente

      💗❤️💌💘

  • Snakesonaframe
    Snakesonaframe 2 hours ago

    The “you look so young” thing happens to my Bf and I too, we’re both 23 and travel a lot, and I think the hotel staff always gets confused because we stay in the nicer ones and they’re used to mostly seeing older people in those hotels.

    A lot of hotels with bars won’t let you stay without an older adult if you’re under 21 as well, so that might be why they focus on the age thing so much if you look young.

  • Júlia MDP
    Júlia MDP 12 days ago +13

    Danny: “Hope you guys had a fun and safe New Years”
    Me: “actually, I got covid…”
    Danny: “keeping up with your resolutions”
    Me: “no… my resolution was to not get covid actually 🥲”

    • Júlia MDP
      Júlia MDP 3 days ago

      @Alana Escalante I’m sorry to hear that 😢

    • Alana Escalante
      Alana Escalante 6 days ago +1

      I came down with Covid on New Years Day, so I feel ya 😪

  • UhaveN0idea
    UhaveN0idea 12 days ago +9

    Absolutely shitting myself knowing danny has a comp sci degree lmaoooo

  • dolimi jotoo
    dolimi jotoo 8 days ago +2

    I love how Danny's initial thought was that he needed to bring someone in to be the daddy, rather than be the daddy himself

  • spaghetto
    spaghetto 12 days ago +2368

    I love how Danny's initial thought was that he needed to bring someone in to be the daddy, rather than be the daddy himself

    • possiblylovesick
      possiblylovesick 6 days ago +1

      bottom energy

    • chloeisbrainlet
      chloeisbrainlet 8 days ago +4

      it's because the content would obviously be better if he was the one falling off the back of someone else.

    • spaghetto
      spaghetto 9 days ago +1

      @Mary Jane they stole mine, and also they're all bots. I don't even care. relax.

    • Stelvu Klades
      Stelvu Klades 9 days ago +2

      @Mary Jane ah i just figured they stole this one because they all said "4 hours ago" when i commented

    • Mary Jane
      Mary Jane 9 days ago +1

      @Stelvu Klades the top one is the one with most likes not the one that came first. They might have said it first but this guy got more likes

  • oona
    oona 11 days ago +6

    Can we all agree that this is Danny’s best hair era

  • Regdu Geht
    Regdu Geht 10 days ago

    I love the vibes of this video!! I’m not typically a fan of people reviewing Reddit, but the stories and potential ideas were really interesting!! Great job as always

  • Sarah Ready
    Sarah Ready 12 days ago +5

    Honestly when I saw the title I thought Danny was “Rating fanfics” and just spelled rating incorrectly on purpose 😂 I can see I’m wrong in that.

  • aswer huio
    aswer huio 7 days ago

    Nash is actually doing really good, he's had a whole personality glow up honestly. Both him, his partner and his son all look so happy and healthy so yeah

  • Charlotte Carr
    Charlotte Carr 13 days ago +6176

    danny hanging out with kurtis's friends looks like when you need to bring your younger brother to a party bc your mom is out

    • Zeke Yeager's OnlyFans
      Zeke Yeager's OnlyFans Day ago

      @hyunjoon also like, there's nothing wrong with being offended or pressed at a comment like that lmao. I'm atheist and I'd still think you'd have the right to be offended/pressed if the comment wasn't by a bot.

    • Zeke Yeager's OnlyFans
      Zeke Yeager's OnlyFans Day ago

      @hyunjoon they're a bot lol. This same exact comment is in every single comment section, everywhere.

    • Z Lis
      Z Lis 12 days ago +3

      @hyunjoon you just said 'as a christian im not pressed or offended, i'm pressed and offended'

    • g4ys0n
      g4ys0n 12 days ago +1

      @Quark who hurt you

    • Specialized Chemicals
      Specialized Chemicals 12 days ago +13

      @Quark gosh i hate these religious fanboy bots and the toxic atheist bots. id rather have the s ex bots

  • Retroxide
    Retroxide 12 days ago +13

    I think the ballet dancer in the "female" Danny drawing is actually a reference to the tin soldier (maybe it isn't but it'd make sense)

  • Author Cassie Beebe
    Author Cassie Beebe 9 days ago +2

    I'm so glad Danny finally confirmed the gray hairs, because I've been wondering if he got highlights or has some gray coming in. Whatever it is, I think it suits him quite nicely!

  • olivia ingledue
    olivia ingledue 12 days ago +5

    danny's grey hairs look sick as hell like they're so cool

  • Corpse : )
    Corpse : ) 2 days ago +1

    14:22 💀 HIS EYES WHEN HE READ ABOUT THE DOG APP CONTROLING ALL THE BOYS😭IM WHEEZING OMFG💀

  • Maid Rantaro
    Maid Rantaro 13 days ago +2173

    Danny did you get a tattoo with a wolf’s face and a flower? Seems very real

    • DrippyCity
      DrippyCity 22 hours ago

      @Quark we really went from Christianity conversion bots to atheism conversion bots

    • Sierra Short
      Sierra Short 4 days ago

      @Quark back tf up

    • Chloe Jade
      Chloe Jade 10 days ago +1

      @Quark I’m an atheist and although I do agree with u that I think god isn’t real doesn’t take away from the fact that there are people out there that are religious and we should respect their decision, but this comment could be satire and be making fun of the Christian’s that comment “turn to Jesus before it’s to late”.

    • Jose Noriega
      Jose Noriega 12 days ago

      @Quark cuz you a quack, mr. Quark

    • Jose Noriega
      Jose Noriega 12 days ago

      @Quark 🦆🦆🦆🦆

  • ryan averill
    ryan averill 12 days ago +2

    i really love watching danny reading crackfic and trying to understand it LMAO - EDUCATE THIS MAN ON FANFIC PLEASE

  • Kate -H🔥T - Girl - Vlog

    The irony of Danny talking about Vine like a distant memory and then not knowing about Wattpad is not lost on me

  • Nada N
    Nada N 8 days ago +1

    It's scary how Danny's eyes always match his shirt

  • YourWorstNightmare
    YourWorstNightmare 5 days ago

    "Sometimes I have to pretend I'm a little bit more into nutcrackers than I actually am"
    - Drew Gooden 2022

  • Kate Blondell
    Kate Blondell 13 days ago +2397

    Danny questioning why there’s pictures of him in a subreddit is hilarious

    • Sean Ferree
      Sean Ferree 12 days ago +1

      Hahaha love it

    • Sigmadelta
      Sigmadelta 12 days ago +4

      @Alquisha 🍒 i aint reading all that

    • Avocado
      Avocado  12 days ago +1

      ikr lmao

    • Slumbz
      Slumbz 12 days ago +18

      @Alquisha 🍒 shhh

    • Alquisha 🍒
      Alquisha 🍒 12 days ago

      Only for fans over 18 years old LOCALDATE.MONSTER/TATSUHISHA

      tricks I do not know
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter

      So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
      Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
      Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
      Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
      Dene: '' Muzdak ''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.

      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾

      They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising

      💗❤️💌💘

  • Keith Cox
    Keith Cox 11 days ago +6

    5:38 I'm 18, was definitely too young to be on Vine (was 8 when it came out and 12 when it shut down), but I know a WHOOOOLE bunch l from Flash-Player compilations I watched back then and it genuinely hurts my soul that people even as little as three years younger than me don't get it when I still reference them now :(

  • Sten042
    Sten042 10 days ago

    Danny: "Someone on the Disney's writing team must have a God complex."

    Disney creates literally Worlds...

  • Daniel Simmons
    Daniel Simmons 7 days ago +1

    “Who could I invite over for me to ride them around”- Danny Gonzalez, 2022

  • LazyBunnyLyn
    LazyBunnyLyn 2 days ago

    Danny do realize he "would" look cute if he get old not because he would die at 30, but he is benjamin buttoning the older he gets

  • BezKa
    BezKa 13 days ago +3056

    I love the satire fanfiction people write and how youtubers always pretend it's deadly serious when the writer themself was pissing from laughter while writing

    • Jingy Riceball
      Jingy Riceball 11 days ago

      @Alquisha 🍒 ok queen

    • JayWren Steele
      JayWren Steele 12 days ago +5

      i am so sorry about the bots in ur replies

    • lament
      lament 12 days ago +11

      @Sarah Gent yeah its a crackfic lol
      Source: i wrote it 😭

    • Finkaha Ta©🍏
      Finkaha Ta©🍏 12 days ago

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥

      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter

      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.

      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾

      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente

      💗❤️💌💘

    • Sarah Gent
      Sarah Gent 12 days ago +16

      Yeah like either this is by a literal child, probably 5-10, or it's a crack fic. Considering the odd subject matter and the knowledge of fanfic lingo, gotta assume its a crackfic. "Bloosh"? That's the funniest thing I've ever seen.

      Also to respond to the other comments, I Love hogwarts school of prayer and miracles, its a fantastic work of comedy with a competent and interesting metaplot

  • Pearl S
    Pearl S 12 days ago +4

    Don't worry, Danny. I, too, get questioned with great suspicion about my young face anytime I meet someone. As if I'd own up to being older than 30 for fun.

    We don't have to tell them about the blood sacrifice of small children and babies to retain our youthful glow. We can keep that on the downlow.

  • Geen Stagni
    Geen Stagni 9 days ago +1

    Thanks for the food Danny 🤙🏼 I’m always happy to see another video in the side channel where you get a little bit goofy and wackier

  • sexi7o23
    sexi7o23 11 days ago +1

    I love how Danny's initial thought was that he needed to bring someone in to be the daddy, rather than be the daddy himself

  • misuyy fong
    misuyy fong 10 days ago

    "I guess I could be the daddy and someone could pony me up and ride me around." - Danny Gonzalez (2022)

  • Pity the fool that made the pretty in you prosper

    Danny telling anyone to come to his house to ride on him sounds way too charged for my heart

  • Ali J
    Ali J 12 days ago

    I'm so glad he finally explained the tattoos. 😂

  • Dani T
    Dani T 17 hours ago

    The fact that Danny gonzalez read Wattpad like that makes me envy him

  • colour me wrong
    colour me wrong 10 days ago +3

    1 tip on making an satire but believable wattpad that we, who can't spell, can spell the hardest word in the world but yet can't spell an 5 letter word. add misspelled words in serious scenarios and make your story chaos.

  • El Long
    El Long 13 days ago +6565

    The fact that there can be fanfics about anything truly terrifies me.

    • Boo
      Boo 10 days ago +2

      i remember seeing one about Peppa Pig and Shrek

    • Elp Smith
      Elp Smith 10 days ago

      Rule 34

    • JELLY Nyx
      JELLY Nyx 10 days ago +1

      I’m pretty sure I saw Shrek x Toothpaste once

    • El Long
      El Long 11 days ago

      @Miip😨

    • Miip
      Miip 11 days ago +1

      Yeah like there are ones about the Duolingo owl. And I don’t mean like normal fanfics. I mean owl x reader x cat waifu

  • Alex Unknown
    Alex Unknown 11 days ago +2

    That whole daddy saddle part was so hard to play out loud

  • Rio
    Rio 5 days ago

    I can't believe he's not wearing his Ratatoing shirt. Come on Danny. Get it together

  • Sussy- 🔥𝐆𝐨 𝐓𝐨 𝐌𝐲 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐥 [𝐋!𝐯𝐞]🔞

    Wow, influencer, gamer, electrician, AND airline pilot at the age of 12. Impressive, Danny. Good job!

  • Jasmina 👈𝓕**СК МЕ - СНЕ𝓒𝓚 𝓜𝓨 Р𝓡0𝓕𝓘𝓛Е 💗

    Wow, influencer, gamer, electrician, AND airline pilot at the age of 12. Impressive, Danny. Good job!

  • Cali C.
    Cali C. 12 days ago +2431

    As someone who’s way more knowledgeable about fanfic culture on the internet than I’d like to be, hearing Danny pronounce it ‘whatpad’ took 6 years off my life

    • Luce Ohsure
      Luce Ohsure 7 days ago +1

      We even have a joke about it being pronounced the same:
      “how many watts is this lightbulb?”
      “how many what?”
      “yes, watt”
      “what?”

    • Luce Ohsure
      Luce Ohsure 7 days ago

      @Arlo_Slater native dutch speaker: yes. maybe bc in dutch what (wat) and watt (watt) are pronounced the same, and i assumed it would be like that in english too?
      my english is a mix between british and american, so nuances like these don't always translate to my own spoken english.

    • Luce Ohsure
      Luce Ohsure 7 days ago

      @balancebeambiaozi okay this made sense to me thank you (non-native english speaker)

    • Anabelle Creagh
      Anabelle Creagh 8 days ago +1

      @Arlo_Slater yes i’m english and we pronounce what and watt exactly the same way.

    • Hannah Lees
      Hannah Lees 8 days ago +1

      @Arlo_Slater idk I don't have an American accent what and watt are both pronounced wot for me

  • -[Naomi] 💦 H0T Girl-C0me 0ver L!ve

    Wow, influencer, gamer, electrician, AND airline pilot at the age of 12. Impressive, Danny. Good job!

  • - [F R A N K I E]- Go To My ChanneI! L!VE NOW

    Wow, influencer, gamer, electrician, AND airline pilot at the age of 12. Impressive, Danny. Good job!

  • [ J A S H]- Go To My ChanneI! L!VE NOW

    Wow, influencer, gamer, electrician, AND airline pilot at the age of 12. Impressive, Danny. Good job!

  • Crazy Animation Time
    Crazy Animation Time 10 days ago +2

    The first bad sign shouldn’t be that it’s based on Ratatoing, it should be because it’s on Wattpad.

  • Rico Martin
    Rico Martin 13 days ago +7854

    I thought the title was "Ratioing Fanfic", and expected Danny roasting another fanfic

  • Simo Nurmi
    Simo Nurmi 3 days ago

    It's 100% true that bosses have their pets and will like every idea they have no matter how garbage they are

  • Sad Baguette
    Sad Baguette Day ago

    welp gotta make it to my late 20s just to see if Danny is alive after his late 30s

  • mishroom
    mishroom 21 hour ago +1

    OMG I'M LITERALLY BEGGING YOU TO DO ZAPPED THAT MOVIE WAS MY CHILDHOOD

  • Unisex Bathroom
    Unisex Bathroom 12 days ago +4

    6:38 the text editing bit has come to Danny’s channel and im here for it

  • Will D.
    Will D. 12 days ago +2994

    I feel obligated to tell you that in the context of fanfiction, an "x" (as in "[Character] x [Character]") does not mean an "&," but implies a romantic or sexual relationship. So "Ratatoing Cast x God" is implying that the Ratatoing cast is romantically or sexually involved with God.

    • Purple_Chalk
      Purple_Chalk 9 days ago +1

      @¿JELLY_BOI? np :D

    • ¿JELLY_BOI?
      ¿JELLY_BOI? 9 days ago

      @Purple_Chalk thats what i was going for, thanks!

    • Purple_Chalk
      Purple_Chalk 9 days ago +1

      @¿JELLY_BOI? no no it’s fine I just found it funny that you added a spoiler warning for the bible

    • ¿JELLY_BOI?
      ¿JELLY_BOI? 9 days ago

      @Purple_Chalk sorry 😭😭

    • Purple_Chalk
      Purple_Chalk 9 days ago

      @¿JELLY_BOI? bible spoilers 😭

  • Lil Demon
    Lil Demon 12 days ago +1

    It's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece.

  • Doc
    Doc 12 days ago +1

    I think Danny could look good with like a tasteful tattoo

  • Sarai Figueroa
    Sarai Figueroa 11 days ago

    Danny reading the fanfic sent me rolling into my grave.

  • mia noel-cartwright
    mia noel-cartwright 19 hours ago

    Nash grier is a dad and a fiancé now, his channel is actually pretty wholesome

  • yikes
    yikes 13 days ago +3499

    love the new frequent second channel content

    • Matthew Alexander
      Matthew Alexander 9 days ago

      @The Honest Knob
      that doesn't even make sense.
      my words are pushing people away from atheism?
      talk about illogical.

    • •
       11 days ago

      @Quark nobody asked. Nobody ever asks. Get a job.

    • Finkaha Ta©🍏
      Finkaha Ta©🍏 12 days ago

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥

      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter

      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.

      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾

      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente

      💗❤️💌💘

    • Atomic
      Atomic 12 days ago

      “frequent”

    • NSAIP IQ
      NSAIP IQ 12 days ago +1

      Is not that new

  • seasnail404
    seasnail404 Day ago

    Maybe this is a bit of a stretch but ballerina might've been a "The Steadfast Tin Soldier" reference?

  • Purplexia Sphinx
    Purplexia Sphinx 10 days ago +1

    genuinely thought you were going to read a whole fanfic in this video 😔would love to see another video where you do! (doesn't have to be the poorly written one)

  • Maddie Joy
    Maddie Joy 12 days ago +1

    So, I'm a mom of a toddler, which means when I "watch" videos, I'm usually just listening to them. I seriously thought "Have I managed to miss Danny's tattoos all this time?" 🤣 Mom brain is great. Those tattoos don't even look real.

  • Strawberry
    Strawberry 8 days ago

    I feel like it’s important to say that Zapped is based on a book called “Boys are Dogs” where this absolute girlboss uses tactics from a dog training book on guys to control them

  • soph s
    soph s Day ago

    the fact that danny is taller than kurtis freaks me out idk

  • Nintendoge
    Nintendoge 11 days ago

    7:11 The expression and silence was so hilarious 😭

  • Tayelors Dolans
    Tayelors Dolans 3 days ago

    To answer your question about Nash Grier: he is married to Taylor Giavasis and they have 1 child, malakai, and another on the way. Nash is like a completely wholesome guy now😁💕

  • Bruce Wayne
    Bruce Wayne 12 days ago +1

    I'm so glad he addressed the tattoos, I haven't been able to sleep since I saw them in his previous video.

  • Scarxiett
    Scarxiett 12 days ago +580

    I swear Danny is the only Flash-Playerr who can admit he's actually shorter than it says on his Wiki

    • Regina Harper
      Regina Harper 9 days ago +9

      @Finkaha Ta©🍏 no

    • Finkaha Ta©🍏
      Finkaha Ta©🍏 12 days ago

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥

      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter

      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.

      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾

      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente

      💗❤️💌💘

  • Tyler Hanley
    Tyler Hanley 12 days ago

    its actually impressive that this guy can get on the trending page on his

  • Rad cafe
    Rad cafe 11 days ago

    damnit Danny ur so hilarious! never stop making videos 👿

  • Greg marcantelli
    Greg marcantelli 10 days ago

    "Who would want to be a daddy" - Danny 2022

  • Voltaire Slapadelic
    Voltaire Slapadelic 12 days ago

    Don't worry about looking like a child, Danny, I notice every single one of your grey hairs

  • Zilba Follie
    Zilba Follie 12 days ago +805

    "I guess I could be the daddy and someone could pony me up and ride me around."
    - Danny Gonzalez (2022)

    • Zilba Follie
      Zilba Follie 11 days ago +3

      @Finkaha Ta©🍏 And for people who are bilingual in languages other than the one being spoken under the video you're spamming. Apparently. :/

    • Finkaha Ta©🍏
      Finkaha Ta©🍏 12 days ago

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥

      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter

      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.

      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾

      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente

      💗❤️💌💘

    • Anaghaa Rao
      Anaghaa Rao 12 days ago +18

      ITS 2022?1!! oh wait yea i forgor 💀

  • Pianogal
    Pianogal 11 days ago

    Thanks for clearing up my tattoo confusion Danny! 😜

  • Amine Kidd
    Amine Kidd 12 days ago

    I wondered who the hell would put tattoos on a child. Good to know they're not real.

  • Rachel Coulter
    Rachel Coulter 10 days ago

    Why did I not even react when I saw his arms covered in tattoos? I was like "yep. That seems like Danny"

  • Ineke van Dalen -Thomson

    "Hi, I'm Danny Gonzalez!"
    "And I'm Daniel Gonzalez!"
    "And we are not the same person!"

  • Aidan Weinberg
    Aidan Weinberg 13 days ago +9741

    Danny, I've been commenting on like every video for over a year and I'll keep commenting until you do it. PLEASE make a video about Rat Movie: Mystery of the Mayan Treasure. thank you.

    • ItzBreanna!
      ItzBreanna! 9 days ago

      OMG PLS DO THIS MOVIE DANNY

    • YouTube • 99 years ago
      YouTube • 99 years ago 11 days ago

      @violet he only has 9 comments on this channel and when he uploaded this he only had 6

    • Alyssia Tworkowsky
      Alyssia Tworkowsky 11 days ago +1

      @• perfect it was last seen in the dryer…. This slippery rascal must have made an escape between my afternoon wine before folding the laundry. I knew I could count on you.

    • •
       11 days ago +1

      @Alyssia Tworkowsky Hm…a missing sock mystery you say? You crazy son of a gun, I’m in!

    • •
       11 days ago +2

      @mcdongle OBJECTION!! Actually, I have nothing to say. I bow to you, master detective

  • Carmen Sandiego
    Carmen Sandiego 12 days ago +2

    Lmao the spelling

    “Hillo…you bloosh…he CHAKLE…”
    Omg I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Likeanoath Everlovelyjewel

    watching danny realize the nutcracker/ballerina thing was the highlight of my life :(

  • - [REBBECCA]🥂T[A]P Me!! to Have [𝐒]𝐄𝐗 With 𝐌

    I love how Danny's initial thought was that he needed to bring someone in to be the daddy, rather than be the daddy himself

  • Male Mahiru Koizumi #roadto20

    Danny, I Siri-searched you myself and you actually came up. It only said that you are a Flash-Player Comedian and Commentator and a former Viner born in Chicago and that your height was 5 foot 11.

  • Sasuke Uchiha
    Sasuke Uchiha 13 days ago +797

    Damn Danny and here I was, absolutely stupid, under the impression the tattoos were real. Absolutely hoodwinked

    • Emma Conder
      Emma Conder 12 days ago +5

      None of us were privy to the crux of that knowledge

    • natalie
      natalie 12 days ago +4

      none of us were privy to that knowledge

    • 「Dumpster Fire」
      「Dumpster Fire」 12 days ago +36

      @Sam Johnson yeah, he's only 12

    • Sam Johnson
      Sam Johnson 13 days ago +63

      Na you have to be 18 to get tattoos. Danny is way too young

    • LoveMe 🔞⤵️
      LoveMe 🔞⤵️ 13 days ago

      Only for fans over 18 years old Squirting.biz.id

      tricks I do not know
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter

      So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
      Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
      Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
      Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
      Dene: '' Muzdak ''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.

      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾

      They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising

      💗❤️💌💘

  • dundy mundy brain
    dundy mundy brain 10 days ago +2

    the word “chackle” hit me like a bus

  • Sussy-🔞T[A]P Me!! to Have [𝐒]𝐄𝐗 With 𝐌𝐞

    I love how Danny's initial thought was that he needed to bring someone in to be the daddy, rather than be the daddy himself