Trump Teases Release Of "Tantalizing" First Phone Call With Ukraine

  • Published on Nov 13, 2019
  • In an effort to distract everyone from the details of his "perfect" call with Ukraine's leader on July 25th, President Trump has signaled that he will release the transcript of an earlier call. #Monologue #Impeachment #Colbert
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  • Richard Dastrup
    Richard Dastrup 10 days ago

    Trump syndrome much. Stephen Colbert cant get passed the President elect phone calls. Stephen Colbert has no talent. He is a loser whinny all the time

  • Uthman Baksh
    Uthman Baksh 15 days ago

    I was gonna call those 1-900 numbers but I don't want to explain the charges when I dispute them with T Mobile.

  • Alcagaur1
    Alcagaur1 15 days ago

    Ah, the "our little darling bites and claws everyone at home, and we just keep our tetanus shots up to date, so why can't you do the same thing at school?" defense.

  • Marc Whinery
    Marc Whinery 16 days ago

    The Stripper was dead when she got here. I know. I paid extra for that service.

  • bbsy1
    bbsy1 17 days ago

    The stripper was dead when she showed up.

    โ€œAnd only the dumb people are giving the speechโ€ lol

  • Stephanie Adams
    Stephanie Adams 21 day ago

    "Guys... the stripper was dead when she showed up."
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Dying laughing!

  • Stephanie Adams
    Stephanie Adams 21 day ago

    Lindsey Graham's balls...๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Pyroclastic Flow
    Pyroclastic Flow 24 days ago

    Soon you pedophiles will be hanging from your own little "trees".

  • Samuel Rosander
    Samuel Rosander 25 days ago

    "We have exceeded our expectations by a very wide margin."
    My, what a low bar...

  • Valerie Steinbrugge
    Valerie Steinbrugge 25 days ago

    Put any other protected class of human in that stripper joke and it would have never been considered. Find another way to make a point than to desensitize us to the casual murder of women.

  • t Adler
    t Adler 25 days ago

    Who is this Steven so called comedian?
    He is not even close to being funny!
    He should try selling French fries at McDonalds.

  • Chatty Cathy
    Chatty Cathy 26 days ago

    OMG the stripper was dead when she showed up....

  • Chatty Cathy
    Chatty Cathy 26 days ago

    LUV the Christmas balls!!

  • Stefan Kazimirovic
    Stefan Kazimirovic 26 days ago

    Does this guy talk about anything besides Trump?

  • Thats not funny
    Thats not funny 26 days ago

    Lindsay Graham's balls!!!!!

  • Grady Hall
    Grady Hall 26 days ago

    SURE..... Thatโ€™s why they buried the recording

  • Jonian
    Jonian 26 days ago

    Trump has been a president for more than 3 years and he's gon be there 5 more suck it snowflakes.

  • Nafisa Tabassum
    Nafisa Tabassum 26 days ago

    "And only the dumb people are giving the speech." He bumbled into it, but still a brilliant quip.

  • k1r0sh0
    k1r0sh0 26 days ago

    That picture of Bill Taylor looks a lot like the old style Godzilla. Maybe a long lost brother?

  • A free man
    A free man 26 days ago

    No one watches your show except the far Leftists. A mere pittance.

  • l8tr597
    l8tr597 26 days ago +1

    he breaks three federal laws before lunch everyday

  • gila primak
    gila primak 27 days ago


  • duhmahsnabores
    duhmahsnabores 27 days ago

    Trump is right: "Nothing was done wrong.", because all facts show that "EVERYTHING was done wrong."

  • daniel beck
    daniel beck 27 days ago

    You know I'm wanting to put a list of the best monologues and skits I've seen/heard, and this is going close to the top. I give Jimmy Kimmel respect for the Mar-a-Lego ad he pulled, but this took it to another level. Might even be better then Colbert's epic ripping he did to Trump years ago over the Face the Nation sleight Trump did to Dickerson's face.

  • Q. Milly
    Q. Milly 27 days ago


  • Bryan Hawley
    Bryan Hawley 27 days ago

    Should have had a little person dressed as an elf tow it out attached to a Tricycle.

  • Flounder
    Flounder 27 days ago

    I'm not a Trump supporter. Trump will not be impeached. In fact I believe he will win a second term. Not the popular vote but the electoral college just as he did in 2016. People laughed when I said he had a real chance in 2016. And you better believe Don Jr. will make a run in 2024. He is already positioning himself to do so.

  • Steven Bryant
    Steven Bryant 28 days ago

    At 5:20 the GOP is strategizing Trump as having a childish state of mind of which they a interpreting as an innocent state of mind. I would give a child the benefit of the doubt, but not a man-child!

  • Christopher Blake
    Christopher Blake 28 days ago

    Republicans know the difference...they didn't want to be wrong or apologize to the other side...well well whos full of shit now? All dirty roads are leading to the great Orange Goon....They all deserve it. Let them rot. Republicans are accomplices for choosing party over country...they deserve nothing...

  • Bigbradwolf
    Bigbradwolf 28 days ago

    Democrats accuse Trump of the crimes they are guilty of. Ask yourself why the media, Hollywood and the Democrat party used to love Trump before he became a Republican President? Trump has exposed the communist Democrat party, the deep swamp, Hollywood creeps and the fake news and none of these people are happy about it.

    • Bigbradwolf
      Bigbradwolf 27 days ago

      Steven Bryant Business confidence is great under President Trump. The only people complaining are the deep swamp, the fake news and the Communist liberals who have Trump derangement syndrome

    • Steven Bryant
      Steven Bryant 28 days ago

      `Yeah who's the birther here in denial.

  • Mercedes Tucker
    Mercedes Tucker 28 days ago

    Wonderful to laugh. Much needed.

  • gwheyduke
    gwheyduke 28 days ago +1


  • gwheyduke
    gwheyduke 28 days ago +1

    Is trump really so childishly ignorant to think that he did nothing wrong? Ans...?

  • Orionise
    Orionise 28 days ago

    This comment section is *liquid aids*

  • Cloud
    Cloud 28 days ago

    Those balls are life-size as well, such attention to detail

  • Dan Ellis-Jones
    Dan Ellis-Jones 28 days ago

    I wonder how we reinstate truth in politics. A people's law that puts rules around lying? That you can be dismissed immediately if you're found to have lied about something?

  • Bowlr
    Bowlr 28 days ago

    The seal playing the trumpet, I laughed way too hard at that.

  • sailtheplains
    sailtheplains 28 days ago

    5:54 Uh excuse me, that seal is very talented and can move on his paws

  • Jason Olson
    Jason Olson 29 days ago

    This is what happens when Trumptards run ramped all over the place they brought this country down when they sided with devil Trump in the first place but it won't last God will win and he will lose

  • TheAureliac
    TheAureliac 29 days ago

    He's been practicing picking up a glass with only one tiny hand. No wonder he had to draw attention to this bigly accomplishment.

  • mestizaamericana
    mestizaamericana 29 days ago

    Poor seal ๐Ÿ˜” how much pain and torture must have the poor seal endure to play the saxophone #wedontdeserveanimals

  • SRMoore1178
    SRMoore1178 29 days ago

    So more people are crying in front of you, eh Trump? Usually they are the big strong muscle men. Some should go up to Trump during one of his gatherings and really start crying. Would love to see his reaction. "Why is this wimp crying? Get him outta here!"

  • Dani Djm
    Dani Djm 29 days ago

    And only the dumb people are giving the speech !!! LMAO!!!

  • Thomas Panto
    Thomas Panto 29 days ago

    Meanwhile, Trump thanks the room full of criminal coronations that SET Our prices, stole our time, labor, money , lives, media to install their henchmen into their government, froze our wages, deported our most productive immigrant workers, made OUR PEOPLE pay their corporation's TARIFFS on China, and directed OUR MONEY to INSATALL a communist as our president.

  • Vico von Hoppenstedt
    Vico von Hoppenstedt 29 days ago

    โ€žIdeocracyโ€œ finaly came true. โ€žOw my ballsโ€œ-day live on tv.

  • John Roberts
    John Roberts 29 days ago

    Trump is the biggest fool of a so called president in history !!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • P Jj
    P Jj 29 days ago

    the phone call was trying to figure out why biden jr is being paid...and not trying to have "HIS POLITICAL OPPONENT"....๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉinvestigated....he does not consider Pedo Joe a credible rival....why are you sheeple NOT concerned about why Biden is over there and being paid....weirdos๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ‘ณโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ก

  • P Jj
    P Jj 29 days ago +1

    fk colbert....Trump is the President and on his absolute worst day is better than Killarys best you libtards think she would've been nailing it.????????????????.......๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ‘น

  • The Great Owl
    The Great Owl 29 days ago

    Don't forget to donate to Amy McGrath's campaign.

  • Craig Abbott
    Craig Abbott 29 days ago

    If trump looses and he gets impeached they should make him change his name Back to Drumpf and deny any job or income except to wear a chicken costume at kfc yelling im retarded all day holding a sign that says the same . .. if we all work together we can make that dream come truuuueee

  • Robert Wally
    Robert Wally 29 days ago

    Can somebody please shoot this dope.

  • Pamela Batchelor
    Pamela Batchelor 29 days ago

    I literally survive Trump era because of Colbert. Makes me so proud to be an American that we can have Lindsey Grms balls on our Impeachment Tree.

  • Q. Barclay
    Q. Barclay 29 days ago

    8:17 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  • Windy Daley
    Windy Daley 29 days ago

    Is Kellyanne Conway "Anonymous?"

  • Glenn Welsh
    Glenn Welsh 29 days ago

    Trump likes to tell these little tales about how all these "strong and powerful people were crying" when they met him to make himself seem more powerful and revered. Because in his mind, strong and powerful people don't cry, so the fact that they'd cry in his presence makes them weaker than him. And we know that Trump identifies with strongman leaders like his comrade Putin. So he's going to do what he can to portray himself as a powerful, strong leader who reduces the toughest people to pathetic whimpering children when he's around them.

  • Charis VanBrimmer
    Charis VanBrimmer 29 days ago

    "I โค๏ธ my murder shed " ๐Ÿ˜‚ One of the best jokes I never thought I would laugh at....because it sums up Drumf

  • arthur taylor
    arthur taylor 29 days ago

    If you all were as smart as your bribed college professors said you were then he would be gone already.

  • Sean Steele
    Sean Steele 29 days ago

    1-900 transcript is really hot!

  • Sean Steele
    Sean Steele 29 days ago

    1-900 transcript is really hot!

  • Sean Steele
    Sean Steele 29 days ago

    Trump is going down but not like he did in Thailand. With most people being PC, I'm not sure why many people still call them lady boys?