Cookie Monster Spells S-U-B-P-O-E-N-A

  • Published on Oct 4, 2019
  • Friend of the show, Cookie Monster, heard that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was handing out subpoenas like cookies. So he did what a Cookie Monster does best. #Colbert #LSSC #ColdOpens
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Comments • 381

  • Nandy Arvelo
    Nandy Arvelo 6 days ago

    Cookie monster

  • Mar Rus
    Mar Rus 7 days ago

    F is for fire that burns down the whole town/general state of the planet..

  • Kristin Wood
    Kristin Wood 19 days ago +1

    This has to be my favorite cold open ever. I have probably showed 20 people this.

  • SpectatorAlius
    SpectatorAlius 21 day ago

    I watch this over and over, at least 4 times a week, and every time it is still so funny!

  • Laura Eager
    Laura Eager 27 days ago

    I can imagine Cookie Monster spelling I-M-P-E-A-C-H-M-E-N-T & P-R-I-S-O-N because the โ€œpresidentโ€ is too dumb to spell and understand anything! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿช

  • Awesome Will
    Awesome Will 28 days ago +1

    After the Cookie Monster sung this, he earned a cookie

    • Laura Eager
      Laura Eager 27 days ago

      Or rather, hundreds of cookies because he made millions lol

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  • proud2bpagan
    proud2bpagan Month ago

    Props to Seasame Street's Creators,and Cookie Monster himself, of course(you da man...we love ya, big guy!) for not being sticks in the mud about this,lol.

  • smittykins
    smittykins Month ago

    Follow the bouncing ๐Ÿช!

  • Randy Williams
    Randy Williams Month ago +1

    They should have said โ€œB is for BSโ€ or something like that

  • Linda Baker
    Linda Baker Month ago

    love it

  • David Hamburger
    David Hamburger Month ago

    Your writers are earning their Emmy every day!

  • Osita Gordita
    Osita Gordita Month ago


  • No Troll
    No Troll Month ago +1

    I especially like Cookie repeating "subpoena" and the laughter at the end...

  • Boukie B
    Boukie B Month ago +2

    I can't stop playing this on repeat and I am cracking up every time.

  • Tasnim Trisha
    Tasnim Trisha Month ago +2

    Get your big ass out the door...๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  • Mistress of weirdness 84

    If even Cookie Monster dislikes you you truly are a horrid person ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • N S
    N S Month ago +1

    ๐Ÿ˜‚ loved it...especially that last part!!!

  • Sammy/Tracy Maggio
    Sammy/Tracy Maggio Month ago +1

    This was funny. XD

  • YP Chartrand
    YP Chartrand Month ago +1

    Absolumently a gem, Mr. Colbert! I'm saving this clip, man.

  • robert mercuri
    robert mercuri Month ago

    if they had gotten the actual Cookie Monster for this, it would have been perfect

  • Anniefanny Charles
    Anniefanny Charles Month ago +1

    A is for get your BIG ASS OUT THE DOOR!!-----Omg, I squealed like a high pitched whistle blower!!

  • Xeno Foxx
    Xeno Foxx Month ago +1

    E is for Eric he canโ€™t spell subpoenas ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Joseph Barnett
    Joseph Barnett Month ago

    Get your big ass out the door! Brilliant lol

  • Sunshine Factory
    Sunshine Factory Month ago +2

    Yay! Still love cookie monster as an adult! ๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿ‘

  • Chris Winkler
    Chris Winkler Month ago

    That was awesome!

  • Crรฉole Lady
    Crรฉole Lady Month ago

    That was absolutely perfectโฃ๏ธ

  • C K
    C K Month ago


  • JediNxf7
    JediNxf7 Month ago

    eyewitness testimony says trump's subpoenas look like Toad the mushroom prince.

  • Gunsandrosalina Padtwo

    57 people have no sense of humor

  • Joel Benton
    Joel Benton Month ago

  • KatieVanHelsing
    KatieVanHelsing Month ago +1

    You hear that? Itโ€™s Jim Henson applauding from heaven!

  • Eristicka
    Eristicka Month ago +2

    This is seriously one of the funniest things I've seen in my life

  • Soren Ingram
    Soren Ingram Month ago

    Ok. Whoever made the lyrics deserves a raise.
    just a reminder...
    Steve you need to feed $ those furtive freaky fertile fervent fundamental frontal ... Lob 's

  • Imperator Dei
    Imperator Dei Month ago +2

    You know you done f'ed up when Sesame Street calls you out.

  • Minsky's feedback Yianni

    B is for brilliant!!! Cookie Monster for President of the world!

  • Old School
    Old School Month ago


  • Scott Levison
    Scott Levison Month ago +1

    But is this too advanced for TRump to understand?

  • Brainstorming Plus
    Brainstorming Plus Month ago +2


  • Soon Forgot
    Soon Forgot Month ago

    If the evidence exonerated trump, they would be throwing it at the lawyers. Instead they are calling it harassment and refusing to hand anything over until it's all redacted or confidential. Not how the law works but ok.

  • Trisha Kauffman
    Trisha Kauffman Month ago

    Why can't you guys make you open album?! ๐Ÿคฃ We all buy that shit!

  • Kevin Ho
    Kevin Ho Month ago +1

    is this out on spotify yet?

  • sunnylilme
    sunnylilme Month ago +3

    Yeeess!! Get your big ass out the door!

  • Alyssa Torres
    Alyssa Torres Month ago +1

    0:37 best part! Lmao!!!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  • Algolei I
    Algolei I Month ago +2

    Great, *_another_* song stuck in my head.

  • crazyman8472
    crazyman8472 Month ago +2

    "B" is for "Biden", of course! ๐Ÿ˜œ

  • Jess Stuart
    Jess Stuart Month ago +3

    (Sing to the Melody of Sesame Street Theme Song)
    Sunny Day,
    GOP keeping them, Dems away,
    From the information, that would let us see...
    How corrupt and lawless is, this Trump Presidency...

  • ๅ‰ๆฉ‹ใฟใ

    Brilliant-huge cookie fan-keep them coming

  • ๊œฒ I
    ๊œฒ I Month ago +1

    What does the U in USA stand for.


  • Mandy Last
    Mandy Last Month ago +1

    I love Cookie Monster.

  • Kate LeBlanc
    Kate LeBlanc Month ago +1

    LOve the cookie monster!

  • Areanyusernamesleft
    Areanyusernamesleft Month ago +3

    Poor Eric, being burned so badly by a Muppet...

  • Aaron
    Aaron Month ago +1

    That intro was a actually decent one ๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช

  • Saleh Al-Buhairi
    Saleh Al-Buhairi Month ago +3

    A is for Get Your Big Ass out the Door ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿค™

    MARGIE DANIELS Month ago +1


  • Bullfrogz100
    Bullfrogz100 Month ago +2

    Absolutely hillarious

  • JamieLan2011
    JamieLan2011 Month ago +1

    I would've liked it better if he spelled I-M-P-E-A-C-H but okay..

    • Laura Eager
      Laura Eager Month ago

      Maybe thatโ€™s a word for a future song!

  • breakshot74
    breakshot74 Month ago +1

    please show this on fox maybe that would get through the thick skull of the fox audience

  • Caged Coco
    Caged Coco Month ago +3


  • UFBMusic
    UFBMusic Month ago +2

    Cookie Monster was a hell of a get!