Monologue: I'm a Crook, So What? | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

  • Published on Nov 16, 2019
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Comments • 4 637

  • Aaron Sand
    Aaron Sand 2 hours ago


  • Alison Diaz
    Alison Diaz 12 hours ago

    I really wish Bill Maher was still doing his show during this period. Can you imagine what he would be saying???

  • Arthur Cupitt
    Arthur Cupitt 15 hours ago +1

    Trump is a peace of shit

  • J M
    J M 18 hours ago


  • jim smith
    jim smith Day ago

    please watch this commentary on Bill Maher on the youtube channel "an ear for men", the title is "regarding men#21 Bill Maher is a bigot and an idiot"

  • Robert bittner
    Robert bittner Day ago

    After this impeachment hoax half of the Hollywood news media will collapse that’s going to be the biggest joke around the world if you don’t keep up with it every day watch and listen keep your comments to yourself because you’re on educated and don’t know what’s going on in this country the real truth not what’s been going on the last three years but let’s go back the last 40 years maybe the donkey worshipers Will decide to ride the elephant instead of the lazy stupid donkey Of course Bill Maher you get all your information from Hollywood dumbasses and half the shit you don’t even right you’re just following a script that makes you more of a dumbass and the rest of you dumbasses in California

  • Allan Evans
    Allan Evans 2 days ago

    Ya take a pill and holiday and come back for Trump 2020 re elect.

  • breathnstop
    breathnstop 2 days ago

    i remember when Anthony Weiner texted a picture of his member lying next to his infant son. what a creep.

  • Pervert Pervert
    Pervert Pervert 2 days ago

  • Pervert Pervert
    Pervert Pervert 2 days ago

  • Old Guy
    Old Guy 3 days ago +2

    Anyone can state a false narrative like he does. Don’t try to be empathetic.

  • CBR Fireblade
    CBR Fireblade 3 days ago

    Think I know why all these Trump supporters won't turn their back on this douche...Well, politicians have a knack for one thing, figuring out how to be a lifetime do that by having self preservation as your #1 goal... so when your boss, the President employs a "either you are with me or else" strategy these scumbags just double down, start bootlicking and get ethical amnesia... USA #1...laughing stock of the world... BTW, how many days after Trump leaves office will he be announcing new mega-tower projects in Russia, China, Saudi Arabia or maybe even North Korea????

  • CBR Fireblade
    CBR Fireblade 3 days ago

    Got some mad respect for Bill, even more now that he called out Canada Goose for their abuse of geese for their down feathers... Nice Bill

  • Flame Wolf97
    Flame Wolf97 3 days ago

    not a fan of trump but they are trying to impeach this guy every ten minutes lol. the government has way to much power so impeach every president. and when the dems get in office you know the Republicans are gonna try to impeach them then we are gonna hear the same shit from the other side. bill maher will be defending his side 100% both sides SUCK

  • Lewis Wray
    Lewis Wray 3 days ago

    Bill Maher = Shit stain

  • Ms Sandhu
    Ms Sandhu 4 days ago

    Look, Bill Maher! I found a female version of you (btw I am a big fan of your show):

  • Rocket Missile
    Rocket Missile 4 days ago

    Maher is a Satanic pedophile. His production company is called..."Kid Love Productions". SICK!

  • Dale Hauk
    Dale Hauk 4 days ago

    Censor mitch and impeachment a slam dunk

  • Bone Dust
    Bone Dust 5 days ago

    Bill Maher is such a dunce. Why would anybody watch such a moron. Go host a game show.

  • jon schwindt
    jon schwindt 5 days ago

    Why does he touch his own face so much?

  • Yes Sir!
    Yes Sir! 5 days ago +4

    This is the guy who wanted Avenatti as the US president...

  • David Pugh
    David Pugh 6 days ago

    It looks as if more than half the Americans shit their pants and then denied it.

  • Tim Dog
    Tim Dog 6 days ago

    For sure, a draft dodging dotard

  • jashane stone
    jashane stone 7 days ago +7

    America is the laughingstock of all Nations..
    "Love your president??"
    I think not.. 🖕🏾😏

    • melvin hardenberg
      melvin hardenberg Day ago

      no its not, most poeple in Europa look at trump and admire the amarican poeple vore voting fore him.

  • psycleen
    psycleen 7 days ago +1

    hedge your hedge

  • Shannon E
    Shannon E 9 days ago

    Bill, you look great! and so hot🔥in those black suits! It's weird but I evidently have a Bill Maher/Black suit and tie❤

  • bluegold21
    bluegold21 9 days ago

    Q: What commits an impeachable offence during an impeachment hearing...drum roll...A Russian doll.

  • Clark Gordon
    Clark Gordon 9 days ago +1

    he' just less of a crook than the others, everything is fixed, presidents are selected not elected

  • Jack Glenn
    Jack Glenn 10 days ago

    the only Jello they'll nail to the wall is Bill Cosby lol

  • Thuy Tran
    Thuy Tran 11 days ago

    I like. Your show

  • harry bonic
    harry bonic 11 days ago

    Squeal time with
    Swill player.

  • Deborah Linton
    Deborah Linton 12 days ago

    Hey Bill there are some serious children on your platform. Miss your intelligence..

  • Tugboat Slugs
    Tugboat Slugs 12 days ago

    We are all asking this... What is your plan for this country other than bashing Trump? Soon he will be gone regardless and we have nothing to offer as a suitable fix for our broken country.

  • Rick Slade
    Rick Slade 12 days ago

    I have a message to all of you pathetic crybaby liberals that are commenting/reading on here. Nothing you say or do will ever change the fact that Hillary Clinton lost in 2016 and Donald Trump is president of the United States. Furthermore, nothing you pathetic idiots say or do will change the fact that we have appointed over 150 right wing lifetime federal judges that will be imposing our will on the country for the next 40 years including the Supreme Court of the United States. You will never get that free college, you will never get universal healthcare, Daca will be repealed over the next couple months by the supreme court and all of those little invaders will be bounced back to whatever Third World shit holes they came from. Remember my name and my comment because I will be back on here when Trump wins in a landslide in 2020 to remind all of you what a bunch of pathetic liberal losers you are😂😂😂


  • Hacks Construction
    Hacks Construction 12 days ago

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  • Kathleen LaCroix
    Kathleen LaCroix 13 days ago

    Lock Him up

    FOUNDUPS TV 13 days ago

    #AndrewYang is the only Dem pulling I Trump2020 fringe votes

  • Tom Barron
    Tom Barron 13 days ago

    If you talk like Bull Maher you are the sick one.

  • KorpsePaintKlown
    KorpsePaintKlown 13 days ago

    Dennis kinda looks like an evil Patton Oswalt

  • Keith Putnam
    Keith Putnam 14 days ago

    Unbelievably, the " I'm a crook,so what?", defense is working. I'ts just so out there,no one ever thought to use it before this clown.People seem to be kinda glazing over now, the endless stream of ridiculous bullshit that spews from him,just reinforces his scary 'chosen one' status amongst the proletariat.Cheers!

  • nasir ibrahim
    nasir ibrahim 14 days ago +1

    This dude is so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Rhonda s
    Rhonda s 14 days ago

    I’m voting for Trump!

  • M
    M 14 days ago

    What they are missing as an example in this scenario is that Hitler made up an alternative reality also, and fed it to the people, and people believed him and pledged allegiance to HIM, just as Trump also requires of his followers. Hitler said there was a Jewish Cabal, and fed the country a grand conspiracy theory and Germany bought it, and we all know where it went from there. Trump is a ruthless American dictator and will destroy those that go against him...simple as that! That is why the leaders of the GOP stay in a fantasy with this meglomaniac!

  • manyonezerometalsmyth 66

    Good is that common force that regulates the finer things in life, which are all evil, and sometimes too perverse for a common good.

  • Alexander Burawa
    Alexander Burawa 14 days ago +2

    ttump is a walking, talking felony.

  • Miriam Spillane
    Miriam Spillane 14 days ago

    Christ, he loves adulation, but funny.

  • Hairy Mary
    Hairy Mary 15 days ago

    Dirty mouth Maher.

  • BundesRepublic Murica
    BundesRepublic Murica 15 days ago +16

    Jim Jordan is really slimy. I think he’ll get his in due time. Roger stone oy!

  • Chairita Harrell
    Chairita Harrell 15 days ago

    How smart can you be 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • David Montbriand
    David Montbriand 15 days ago +14

    Trump’s only defense, “I’m a crook so what?”

  • Randy Lundrigan
    Randy Lundrigan 15 days ago

    The enemies of the United States know that 4 more years of Trump will destroy the very fiber of life, social and political, in this beacon of hope and stability to the rest of the world for these many decades. With Mr. Trump openly soliciting foreign interference as President, his Seria disgrace and the destruction of the inner systems of checks and balances with no regard for any negative consequence all but confirms to me that we should all bend over and kiss our, ass,
    present life goodbye because we are all F...ed!"

  • Mark Maiuri
    Mark Maiuri 15 days ago

    Jim Jordan is such a fuck up!

  • Rakinjo2
    Rakinjo2 16 days ago

    How drunk was Bill during this shoot? He's barely coherent.

  • Anthropos
    Anthropos 16 days ago


  • Robertw
    Robertw 16 days ago

    Ya the rebublicans are really taking the party down I think debate is healthy but the gop can’t survive this

  • themetal
    themetal 16 days ago +1

    This is why I have disconnected from all tRump supporters. If they are so ignorant that they still can't see how ethically, morally and politically corrupt this orange pile of s**t sitting in the Whitehouse is, I don't want to be near them. Dumb fools like that are dangerous to be around.

  • abeismain
    abeismain 16 days ago

    This is the last week of videos?

  • ronmiller.283
    ronmiller.283 16 days ago

    Child trafficking more than you know ?

  • Sanctum Sanctorum
    Sanctum Sanctorum 17 days ago

    Trump is what you would get if Lex Luthor & Brainiac got together and created a child in a lab and fed it a steady diet of nothing but dumb sandwiches.

    And it ended up being genetically engineering without an anus and super tiny baby like hands.
    True story!!

  • lenne02
    lenne02 17 days ago +24

    I hope Stone never ever walks free on US streets.